Pretty On The Outside

Rick Santorum and his sweater vests.

There are many things I'd like to change about Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum.  To name just a few: his stance on gay marriage, his stance on the environment, his stance on birth control......  Alas it's highly doubtfully his views on those topics will ever waiver.  On a much, much, much lighter note, I decided to change up his sweater vest options..... at least in a paper doll format. 

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You may be asking yourself who the heck wears a sweater vest? and that let me tell you this Rick Santorum loves that item of clothing almost as much as he dislikes the notion of two people of the same sex getting married.  Let's take a closer look.

Watch Rick dazzle in leopard print--- it really brings out his raw animal appeal.  See him show his support (?) for gay people.  And of course.... there's that google problem.

Rick shows his love for Michelle Bachmann now that she's bowed outta the race.  He wows (?) in this Golden Girls-inspired mid-thigh sweater vest--- belted of course.  And celebrate his naughty side with a leather peek-a-boo item.  You know he's gotta be a closet freak.

A nod to: Peanuts, Lady GaGa, and couch fabric.

Want to dress Rick up yourself?  Well these are for sale and you can click here to purchase a set of your very own.

And because everyone loves a fashion show.... I'd like to present the entire collection.  Enjoy!

If you like what you see here, you can like me here too.

Thanks!

 

 

Michele and Marcus Bachmann are a couple of dolls. Paper dolls that is!

Let me ask you something....... at this very moment are trying to pray the gay away?  And if so, do you wish you had Marcus and Michele Bachman there to lend their support?  Well, you may not be able to have those lovable loons by your side but you can have some of my paper cut-out dolls which honestly are probably more pleasant to have around. Let's have a look. 

Page 1.  Marcus and Michele Bachmann in some sexy underwear with some suspicious tan lines..... Hmmmm.....

Page 2 is all about Michele's daring fashion choices: a burka, a 1920's-ish swimsuit (explains the tan-lines), and something to attend gay pride in as she's such a friend to the gay community.

Page 3 is all about the ultra-fabulous Marcus.  Snap, snap, snap. Whether he's stepping out as a chic sheik or in a snappy swimsuit and cap (also explains the tan-lines), our big bear does it in style.  You go girl!

And lastly Page 4 realizes Marcus as Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and just for s**ts and giggles I made a large tea bag (earl gay tea to be exact) which can be worn as a swimsuit cover-up or as dress for a night on the town by either one. 

Get your credit cards out..... out and proud.....  You get four separate 8.5" x 11" prints signed and dated for the low, low, low price of $25.  This is on open edition printed on heavy card stock with my canon i9900 printer- shipped in a sturdy mailer.  They are on my etsy shop which you can click here to get to.  Continue on to see the various outfits in action.

More Congressman Chris Lee's frisky photos.

I had never heard of Rep. Chris Lee from New York before this little scandal erupted.  He's 46, married with a child, but apparently in his free time likes to go lady-love seeking on craiglist claiming he's: "divorced", a "lobbyist", "fit fun classy guy" and 39.  Personally I'm most bothered by the age lie.  Clearly taking cues from the How To Get Busted for Dummies handbook, he used an email that had his full name and sent the shirtless photo below.  Dumb and dumb.  Dude, how's about an alias?  What about: Lee Chris or Lee Lobbyist or Ted Haggard?  And perhaps just a body shot?  Were you looking to get caught?

Anyway..... I had some photoshop fun coming up with a couple other camera phone in the mirror hookup photos.  Again, these are purely photoshop silliness......

Don't Ask Don't Tell.......... Don't Ask Barney Frank Stupid Questions.

This CNS news reporter asked Barney Frank a ridiculous question about straight military personnel having to gasp shower what?!? with gasp again gay military personnel.  Hide the children!!!!  Mr Frank's response is too perfect. 

 

A round of applause for Barney Frank or should I call him Don't F*%k With Mr. Frank.  I was so pleased with how he handled this situation that I created this illustration.

Bravo Barney!  Bravo.

I found this story on Gawker via Towleroad. 

This image was created with ink and pen on paper and some added digital color.  Original after the jump.

President Obama

"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

Congratulations President Obama. 

Watch his acceptance speech below.

More Merchandise.....................

Just added some new items to my cafepress shop and if you wanted to buy yourself something pretty and political, I'd be terribly tickled.  Get yourself, your family, friends, and even your coworkers something special from my shop.  Reach across party lines and right into your wallet and shop away.....

I need to ask you something serious.  Are any of you out there liberals?  Shocking!  And do you drink lattes?  Oh... gasp....the horror!  Well you can proudly display your love of free thinking and espresso lovingly paired with milk by nabbing one of my t shirts, totes, or coffee thermos.

One of the more disturbing things McCain did in the last debate was his use of air quotes when he described protecting "the health of the woman" as "extreme."  Yikes.  The "health" of the mother matters.

When Sarah Palin said Joe Six-Pack, I don't think she was describing this guy.......

Or this guy....

Thanks, thanks, thanks!  Shop, shop, shop!

Sorry Sarah Palin, but real women do NOT hunt moose!

Sarah Palin was seen yesterday carrying an ECO friendly tote bag happily promoting her love of murdering moose.  The caption read, "Real Women Hunt Moose."  Take that you peaceful latte drinking liberals!  So according to that one, if you don't shoot moose, and I'm guessing wolves with a high powered rifle from a helicopter either, then you're not a real woman?  Hmmmmm...???? None of the women I know have ever killed a moose, so are they not real?  Are my mom, sisters, and female friends not real?  Oh no... they're all fake.  Darn you Palin for pointing that out! 
Taking all this into consideration, I decided to come up with an alternative image and catch phrase.  How about Real Women Do NOT Hunt Moose?  If you like that, you can purchase a t-shirt, tote bag, and more on my cafe press store.  We'll start with this lovely tote bag.  You peaceful non animal slaughters out there can carry whatever peaceful people carry around.  Gum?  Or if you are a moose hunter, you can be ironic and carry ammo and moose bait (?) in this tote.    

If you like that idea, you can also purchase it as a kicky t-shirt in a variety of colors.  Note the design is different from the above image.  More shopping options!

Guys can get in on the action too.  The ladies in your lives aren't fake are they?  Show your support too, in both styles.

I am the artist and author of this blog and I approve this posting.

I know time$ are tough, but if you help this blogger out and purcha$e $ome merchandi$e, I'd be forever grateful.  And, I'm sure some moose would be pleased as well. 

Again, please click on over to my cafe press shop for more options.  Thanks!!!!

The heels are on, the gloves are off, and the bulls#*t is flying.

Video clip found on Towleroad.

My apologies for the lull in postings since last week.  Fortunately I have lots of free lance work which, unfortunately, leaves little time for blogging.  Will have new postings soon.

Sarah Palin: George Bush In Lipstick?

The title of this posting comes from a very interesting and rather frightening article on The Huffington Post.  I felt that title deserved an equally scary visual.  Please click on the above link and have a read. 

Is Obama's star shining too brightly?

Must be.  McCain's latest attack ad seems to have sprung out of a cesspool of frustration, jealousy, and desperation.  So strange that he's trying to draw a parallel between empty headed celebutants and Barack Obama?  Is it simply stupid or simply evil genius?

Next to the images of a vibrant and charismatic Obama, McCain ends the video looking rather ghoulish.  Keeping with the spirit of that video, I created what could be McCain's next ad.

Or McCain could just get right to the heart of Obama's message......

I just saw that video about an hour ago.  This posting is my gut reaction to that ridiculous display.  You McCain supporters out there will hopefully continue to visit my site.  :)