"Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."
Look out ladies....... Pink is about to be single!
First of all, let me apologize to Pink and other lesbians for this illustration.
To you Pink....."Dear Miss Pink, I love you and your music, and you could easily beat the shit out of me. Please don't hurt me."
To lesbians..... "Dear Sirs, I mean no harm or disrespect to you. I love my lesbian sisters (especially you Deena, Bobbi, and Mitch) and basically any lesbian could also beat the shit out of me too. Please don't hurt me."
My friend Kevin auditioned to be a back up dancer for Pink's current tour and made it all the way to the final round when she decided to go the all lady route. In other words, her show was going to be a full blown dyke-fest. Madonna did the whole lesbian for show (and probably in practice) thing brilliantly back in the 90's. These days, the Girls Gone Wild I'm-gonna-be-a-lesbian-to-turn-on-guys approach seems kind of played out. I've seen all these photos from her tour the last couple of days where she's grinding all over her female backup dancers and it just seemed.....well.......kind of tired. Growing up in the Northwest I am more familiar with the lumberjack variety of lesbian. Thought having some of those ladies on her tour might be more interesting.