I basically watch American Idol to hear Paula Abdul's critiques. I love me a loopy, barely coherent Miss Abdul. Here is a prime example. She recently got all jacked up on pills, fell, and blamed it on her dog, had a little mishap where she alleges that in order to not step on her chihuahua, set tripped and ended up all bruised with a broken nose. I can't wait to hear how out of it she'll be tonight on Idol. Oh the simple pleasures........
