I have read Isaiah Washington is entering a treatment center to address his "issues." I didn't know there was a facility for people who have homophobia? Will Isaiah be seeking spiritual guidance from Rupual? Will he do community service as a go-go boy? Will he have to appear as a guest judge on a future episode of America's Next Top Model? So I imagine there is such a care center, and it would be called Homophobes Anonymous, or HA.
HA would be an extremely tastefully designed care center in West Hollywood, staffed with impossibly fit underwear models. The lighting would be soft yet dramatic. The Mitchell Gold furniture would be arranged as though it was going to be photographed for an issue of Elle Decor. "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera would be playing in the background as Isaiah walks in. A red hot Costa Rican staff member in a snug fitting white tshirt would offer him a choice of espresso, mojito, or a pellegrino?
Isaiah, at first, would be uncomfortable, however, after weeks of council he will emerge a new man. An accepting man. A man who loves other men for who they are. And even if the thought of two dudes gettin it on may trigger some far off repulsion, he'll learn to say, "Hey guys, good for you."
One day at a time Isaiah. One day at a time. Best of luck.
