Pretty On The Outside

Goodbye New York. I do have love for you.

It is with great sadness that I say goodbye to I Love New York.  Tiffany Pollard is easily the most enchanting overly made up personality I've ever seen on television.

Tiffany aka New York weeded the competition down to just two fellas who she took to Jamaica in order to choose her future partner. 

She had to choose either the outrageously f%$kable Buddha or the outrageously not f#@kable Tailor Made.  New York described Buddha as: hot, sexy, and big.  I agree, concur, and say amen.

In contrast, New York described Tailor Made as short and scrawny.  I'd add icky and blah. 

New York had to drink, swear, and smoke a lot during her decision process.

The drinks never stopped flowing.

Mister Sister Patterson (who we are supposed to believe is a. female and b. New York's mom) joined the fun in Negril and encouraged Tailor Made to call upon his German ancestry as well as his decedents. He she he gives such great advice.  He she he then slapped Tailor Made across the face. 

In true high drama style, Buddha looked like the clear winner, however, she ended up picking Tailor Made in the end.  Quite the catch, Tailor Made is still married.  New York told him that she looked forward to being with him in 24 months.  ???????  I smell I Love New York 3 next season. 

I am going to miss Sister Patterson's claws.  I'm going to miss New York's wigs and fake lashes and that voice.  I'm going to miss the whole lot of them.  Why couldn't the show last for 40 episodes?  Why?  I'm afraid my precious Real Housewives is also about to end.  Now what am I going to draw?  What shows would you like to see me draw?  Do tell.

All drawings are ink on paper done in between five to thirty minutes.  And a glass of Merlot and three pieces of dark chocolate.  Tis the season to have a fat ass. 

If you enjoy looking at my drawings online, the next step would be having one or two or three in your home.  Interested?  Click on over to my etsy shop and take a gander.  And your credit card.  :)  Much appreciated!

I have love for New York!

After my sweet, precious Real Housewives of Orange County, my second most treasured and guilty reality TV indulgence would absolutely be I Love New York on VH1.   This show follows the magical creature Tiffany Pollard a.k.a. New York in her quest to find true love.  Her journey to find a soul mate involves a lot of smoking, drinking, swearing, and inch thick make up that takes its cue from Christina Aguilera and Rupaul.

This is round two of Tivo wine drawing time with my delicious and volatile New York.  All these sketches were done in between 10 to 30 minutes with the assistance of hitting pause on my Tivo remote and a glass of St Francis Cabarnet Sauvignon.  Drinking and drawing is my favorite hobby.  Hey, at least I'm a productive lush.

I marvel at her ability to have 75 facial expressions in under 5 seconds.

This enchanted apple known as New York didn't fall far from her mother's tree.  Mama New York, a.k.a. Sister Patterson is a combative, confrontational, and thoroughly mesmerizing evil stepmother-ish creature right out of a fairy tale.  A stepmother, however, who has a ten inch penis.  I'm sorry, but Sister Patterson is a dude.    

Mister Sister Patterson intrigues and frightens me.

I wish this show was on 24 hours a day for the rest of life.

I had a little of bonus fun with the first line drawing adding a bit of digital color.  Have a look here to see my previous I Love New York sketches.

Ink on paper, Tivo, Wine, and a patient significant other who puts up with me wrecking our evening TV time.

If you enjoy looking at my drawings online, the next step would be having one or two or three in your home.  Interested?  Click on over to my etsy shop and take a gander.  And your credit card.  :)  Much appreciated!