Pretty On The Outside

Dennis Rodman + Kim Jong-Un = Dim Rong Two

Couldn't resist drawing BFFs Dennis Rodman and lil' Kim Jong-Un during their special alone time.  

Teresa Giudice and her appropriately titled phone.

What to even say about Teresa Giudice at this point? I don't imagine we're going to discover that she's actually a reasonable person who listens to an opposing view and can change her opinion.  Or am I wrong?  I think her bedazzled cell phone may just say it all.  

And their poor kids............ Apples usually don't fall too far from trees.

Ink on paper with digital color.

John Galliano's new look to match his rant.

The word "genius" gets thrown around a little too easily in my opinion but I'd say it certainly fits John Galliano's creations.  And if there is a thin line between genius and insanity, clearly Mr Galliano obliterated that line when he pelted a couple seated by him at La Perle with:  "I love Hilter" and "People like you would be dead. Your mothers, your forefathers, would all be f****** gassed."  Yikers!  I created a new emsemble which better matches that rant.

Sorry. 

Charlie Sheen is quite the little devil. Tasmanian Devil that is.

Oh dear...... I was trying really hard to ignore the whole Charlie Sheen debacle.  Really I was.  But that all changed when I watched him on Good Morning America saying he was high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.  Is that what the kids are calling crack these days?  As I watched his crazy, manic, beady-eyed ramblings I thought of that Looney Tunes character the Tasmanian Devil and the way it moved in a crazy, manic tornado-like fashion.  I pictured Charlie as that cartoon beast in a whirling frenzy with some of his favorite party favors: booze, cigarettes, ladies, cash, and a coke spoon, all caught in his spinning funnel of destruction.  I give you Mr Sheen as that Looney Tune.

Pencil on paper with photoshop.

Nadya Suleman. Please don't pay the crazy lady.

Please click here to see the gorgeous photo of Nadya Suleman from TMZ.com taken just eight days before giving birth to her octuplets which inspired the below illustration.  Ohhh..... the crazy are always fun to draw and she's got enough crazy to share with everyone on the internet.  I thought twice about adding to the freak show that is the Nadya experience, but in the end I just couldn't resist. 

I somehow found my way onto her website (I'm not linking to that though) and I wanted to headbutt my computer screen. Her cheerful homepage is full of photos of the newborns and colorful icons to click on and donate her money via PayPal.  I had a flash of an endorsement covered nascar and imagined Nadya's belly similiarly coated with payment options.  Yuck.  Sorry again for adding to the madness.

Ink on paper with digital color.

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OJ Simpson needs something.........

For OJ to get caught on camera whistling any song it seems very fitting that it would be "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz.  I really wanted to avoid this whole OJ mess but depicting him as the brainless scarecrow seems fitting.  My apologies to the scarecrow.

Ink on paper with photoshop.