The Real Housewives of New Jersey..... Hello Jennifer.

Anyone who has travelled the troubled water of drag on a dime knows the dirty secret of Wet N Wild makeup and it's permanently locked in the 80s color palette.  It's sold at that high-end makeup retailer RiteAid.  :)  Having used it, I can honestly say it's pure crap. When I saw this lovely creature from The Real Housewives of NJ and her dazzlingly made up mug I thought she could be the new face of Wet N Wild.  Not sure if there's an old face of that product line.......  Anyway, her name is Jennifer and she's friend (?) to warring sisters in law Teresa and Melissa.  Jennifer has a magical face that's been pulled and filled and frozen with such abandon that it defies being categorized.  Is she 25.... 45.... 65.... an inuit..... asian...... white....... black......?????  Whatever she is, she had my full attention while I was guzzling wine and eating dark chocolate.  RHONJ, as long as you supply faces like hers, then I'll continue to watch.

Comments

[Bryan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that sea creature looks fabulous!

[Urethra Franklin]

You captured her "ceiling eyes"...