This is going to be a quickie as I start a little free-lance gig this morning and I'm parked at a nearby Starbucks on my way to work because my wifi is out. Errrrrrrrrr!!!!!! The reunion show was basically an hour of Teresa screaming, freaking out, and saying any number of stupid things to her cast-mates. Her behavior was like a wild animal that had been backed into a corner and was lashing out in all directions as she would go from somewhat calm to a frenzied monster in 0.1 seconds. For me, there were two moments that especially stuck out from that hour-long brawl.
The first would be when Teresa was losing her shit and yelling at her sister-in-law Melissa who was wearing a red dress, "You're the devil. You're wearing red. It matches you. You like that, bitch?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! I've been constantly repeating that line to my partner in the heaviest Jersey accent I can muster. Oh thank you for that Teresa! So if Teresa behaved like a wild-eyed stampeding bull, Melissa on the other hand came off really well: calm, rational, sincere, nice, likable...... I quickly doodled Melissa's surprised reaction to all the crazy crap that Teresa was spewing.
That was drawn with a bic pen in a fancy sketchbook and finished with some digital coloring. Go team Gorga!
The other fantastic moment came from the sage Caroline Manzo who is clearly the levelest headed member of this clan. Mrs Manzo aimed the following statement at Teresa with the precision of a sharp-shooter. "I feel like I'm getting dumber as the minutes go on. I am in a whirlwind of stupid. I don't understand what she's doing. It doesn't make sense to me. Nothing make sense ... I should take my own advice, and my own advice two years ago was to get you out of my life, and I'm finally taking it."
HA! Nothing further your honor! I rest my case.
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Why does Teresa feel she needs to end every sentence with bi&*h? It amazes me, same with the Brandi on RHOBH. Doesn't improve your image any, really.
Posted by: Katie | October 18, 2011 at 09:22 AM
the reunion was pretty annoying all they seem to talk about is Teresa.. and I can't stop staring at Teresa's crazy short forehead..
Posted by: meli | October 18, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Omg! You are back! With all these new posts. Yay! You have so many fans that do drive-by's- I bet you'll be shocked at how much you've been missed!
Posted by: Lola | October 18, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Carolyn HERSELF called T. the Lucille Ball of Franklin Heights back in one of her blogs in 2009 - right there in black and white -- said she was hilarioius and she "LOVED LOVED LOVED" T and her family.
That is what T. was referring to - no fan of hers or Carolines, but let's at least be fair and know our facts.
Posted by: marti guelcher | October 18, 2011 at 10:21 PM
As a Jersey girl, please please please please do NOT think THIS show (or "Jersey Shore") reflects the real people of Jersey. I live about 20 minutes from Caroline, Jacqu., etc but nobody I know sounds like that. Most of what people think is Jersey is really Staten Island/Long Island...truly.
And I've never flipped a table either.
I guess Teresa is the new Danielle-villess this season? I wonder if Danielle was steepling her fingers and eyebrow arched to her hairline after that OK Corral reunion...
Posted by: Michelle | October 19, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Milania is the true star of RHNJ. As soon as she yelled, "Give me some pizza, you old troll" to her father, Li'l Joe Judeechay, I was a fan.
Milania, you are a born diva.
Never change.
Posted by: dbr | October 20, 2011 at 03:03 PM
Agreed. Their "Jersey" looks nothing like the lovely, rural, abundant place where I live! I swear, it's a different country.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 22, 2011 at 08:04 PM
Teresa, ever consider plastic surgery to fix your forehead? You resemble a cave woman.
Posted by: stacie | October 23, 2011 at 06:48 PM
Actually, TreApe's forehead looks higher. I'm thinking she had some laser hair removal or threading. There's a suspicious lighter strip along the hairline. Nothing will make that beast look better, except, perhaps- a good ole fashioned double brown bag
Posted by: SLASantaBarbara129 | October 30, 2011 at 12:34 PM