God bless Victoria Beckham. Reacting to rumors that her hubbie stuffed has package for those insanely, ridiculously, life changingly hot Armani ads, her royal Poshness said:
"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
If I was the Beckhams, I'd have that quote as my Christmas Card. Along with a photo of the tractor pipe.
You know, just for reference.
Wow, "he" really looks huge...
Posted by: Holy Cuteness | December 15, 2007 at 01:13 PM
As much as I would love to believe it's true, just the fact she had to say what she did makes me think it's not. It's still a nice thought though... vavavooooom! Come to mama!
Posted by: stuck in AL | December 15, 2007 at 04:57 PM
When I try think about Posh's comment, I become discombobulated...
Posted by: Jenny | December 15, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Do you have a towel?
Posted by: midevil | December 15, 2007 at 06:50 PM
she rly said tat? haha lol~ exhaust pipe? is she hinting david's *ehem* smells like smoke? haha
Posted by: Aaronng88 | December 15, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Tractor exhaust? Hollow, metal, and extruding sooty, smelly discharge?
Ew.
There's nothing quite so damning as faint praise!
Posted by: Dr. Ding | December 16, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Look at YOU, Mr. Gilmore! You are tops on TMZ with 21 of your drawings! How COOL is THAT? Congrats....WELL deserved exposure! Love ya! Sindy
Posted by: sindylew | December 16, 2007 at 02:02 PM
he is so cool on the football field,he is a very great man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of"WealthyKiss.com". He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club "WealthyKiss.com" with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?
Posted by: girl | December 16, 2007 at 07:14 PM
hahaahh David it's so hilarious...
i want this for Xmas!!
xoxo
Isabella
Posted by: gossipaddicted | December 16, 2007 at 08:27 PM
If this was a black man it would be believable. Some white men are hung too you know.
Posted by: Joanne | December 17, 2007 at 05:04 AM
Do you think her vagina is bony? I do.
Posted by: McKick | January 24, 2011 at 05:09 PM