What can you get for $3,500? Well, you can have Tara Reid show up at your Car Wash or Gun Shop or Christian Reading Room. The actress's personal appearance fee has been marked down from $30,000. But hey, who doesn't love a bargain?
Please, please have a look at this photo before you read my posting. Take a good look at Tara's tummy and see if don't you think the line accross her belly button looks like a frown. Pair that frown with her huge boobies bugging out like giant eye balls and I see a face. Call me crazy. I swear I'm not on drugs. I'm really not.
Maybe, just maybe I see things that aren't there? I'm always looking for oddities and weird stuff in plain sight. The below photo is a real picture I took while on a road trip a couple of years ago. No photoshop enhancement. I was driving somewhere in northern California and looked out to see what appeared to be a giant eye in the sky. I thought it was pretty cool so I snapped a couple photos of it. Take good look, it's there.
What will the New Year bring? A new job, a new home, a new favorite coffee spot, a new album by Jennifer Hudson (hopefully!), more glimpses at Britney's vagina (hopefully not, for her sake), more photos of Ryan Phillipe working out shirtless (hopefully), a secretly leaked over the internet sex tape starring Hugh Jackman and Eric Dane (please dear baby Jesus!), or perhaps a winning Lottery ticket? Who knows. But there has been some chat room buzz that Tara Reid's left breast is planning a surprise attack on some unsuspecting red carpet event. Watch out Golden Globes, duck and cover Oscars, Tara's breast is waiting for just the right moment. God helps us.