Before:

Boring, buttoned up, bland, had a hard time finding a good man.
After:
Sexy, daring, confident, flirty, and ready to grab life by the balls.
Self loathing, bathroom sex loving, naughty boy Idaho GOP Senator Larry Craig resigned yesterday after a scandalous week. His own party dropped him like a trophy wife who puts on too much weight. I've seen enough of those extreme makeover shows to know that after you've been dumped the best thing a lady should do is get a new look. Freshen things up. I think his founding father-ish hairdo out of rolls of toilet paper is the sort of subtle elegance that will get him noticed everywhere, not just in airport bathrooms. Good luck in your new life Larry.