Pretty On The Outside

Robert Buckley channels Spanish Soccer Players writing on themselves for Nike, and he does the same....

...or something thereabouts.  I found the following Nike video of Spanish soccer players writing on themselves on Oh La La Mag .  There are some great stills included in that link.

My reaction to that video?
Well, I..........

#1. Enjoyed it.
#2. Found the visual of those guys wildly scribbling themselves to be very appealing.
#3. Wish I knew Spanish as I'd love to know what they're writing.
#4. Oddly, I wondered what it would look like if the usually shirtless Robert Buckley were to channel those players and scribble all over his own toned torso.  What would he write?

I think he'd write the words my friends and I often use when describing him.

To see other examples of Robert in all his glory, please have a look at these links:

Robert playing basketball all by himself.  Sad, but scorchingly hot.

Robert trying to make me jealous by flirting with someone else. So rude!

Robert with a boggie board and a pout.  But shirtless!

I hope Nike puts my photoshopped concept into action.  And if Robert has carpal tunnel and can't write on himself.... well..... I'm available.

A Rod + Madonna = A Rodonna

Depending on which source you wish to believe, Madonna and her husband Guy Richie might be getting divorced.  Or they might be staying together.  Or you can believe Madonna is helping Alex Rodriguez a.k.a. A Rod of New York Yankees' with some late night batting practice.  I don't really care, I just saw this a wonderful photoshop opportunity to blend this powerhouse couple.  Above is a peak at what their spawn could look like some day. 
Pretty?   Or pretty frightening?

Justin Timberlake + Robert Buckley = JustBuckMe

Are Justin Timberlake and Robert Buckley the hot new couple?

Did the constantly shirtless Buckley steal Justin away from Beckham?

Are JT and RB trying to out sexy Hugh Jackman and his "trainer"?

The answer to all these questions is of course yes.  I mean no!  No, no, no, no, no........  Alas, the dashing duo are not dating.  :(  This is yet another posting created with wishful thinking, photoshop, and too much free time.  A lethal combo.

If you'd like to see the above image in B&W have a look here.

Is this the cover art for.............

.....Christopher Madonna's brother Ciccone new tell all book?

Brody Jenner is looking for.......

......Bromance.  Wish him well.

Question:

Answer:  I'm giving it to Donald.  His hairdo is definitely scarier. 
Wait...... what was the question? 

What else did Brad Pitt buy?

I love it when friends or family members get a little indulgent and treat themselves to something special.  Maybe a fancy new car, a way too expensive pair of shoes, or an over priced bottle of wine (especially if they're sharing it with me.)  I just can't begin to imagine a friend calling up and saying they'd just spent $293,000 on a desk or $25,000 on a lamp.  Maybe I need to be friends with Brad Pitt?
That seems like a good idea as he just went stimulating-the-global-economy-wild buying all sorts of interesting collectibles. Some may call his choices odd, however, I encourage his wackiness.  In the spirit of his buying blitz, I'd like to offer Mr Pitt and Miss Jolie a couple other things to throw their $ at. I give you the Jiffy Pop- Popcorn Ottoman.

Practical?  No.
Attractive?   Mmmmmm.... guess that depends on how much you like the combo of snacks and furniture.

Maybe, just maybe, they'd like the Ugg Side Table?

Again, it's not for everyone.  But it might be for someone looking to spend $25,000 in an unusual way.

More power to you Brad.  If you really, really want to buy some of my art, well, I won't resist.

Hey Heidi...................................

..........is that an MTV Award, or are you just happy to be seen? 

Dinah vs. Denise

Two mega attention whores premiered reality TV shows tonight. I watched about ten minutes of Dinah Lohan's Living Lohan and I can safely say that I've learned all I need to know about Dinah and her daughter Alli.  They live in a very unstylish home in Long Island that's begging for some sort of HGTV makeover. They need that red hot hottie David Bromstad to get in there, take his shirt off, and slap some color around that place.  And slap some sense into Dinah while he's at it. Younger daughter Alli the Ashlee Simpson to Lindsay's Jessica deserves to be a star, well, as much as Ashlee Simpson deserves to be a star.  I learned that Alli's working on her second album.  SECOND ALBUM!!!!!  SECOND!!!!!!  Music is officially dead.  I think that wraps it up.      
I also watched about ten minutes of Denise Richards It's Complicated and I don't remember anything from it.  Actually I think she has a pig that pooped in the house.  And that's all I remember.
Great shows ladies! 
Bring on Kathy Griffin's My Life On The Dlisted and show those two what a reality TV show should be.

Pete and Amy DoWinehouserty

I had food poisoning last week and that horrible, sweaty, gross churning sensation is exactly the same way I felt after watching this video of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty.  Video from Dlisted.

Umm.....

I think it's safe to say that Amy and Pete are sharing some things.  Probably not Purell Hand Sanitizing lotion or nail clippers.  Instead of sharing a crack pipe and a box of baby mice, I think they should engage in a good old fashioned makeover.  A healthier option.  Perhaps Amy could loan Pete her signature beehive wig. 
Let's see how that would look......................................

Not bad. Not great, but not bad.  And in that spirit, perhaps Pete could convince Amy to sport his short bangs and wispy side locks topped off with one of his dirty caps. 
Wait for it...................... wait for it.........................

Well..... it's a start. 
I'd like to think the next video by Amy and Pete will be them either roller blading, or learning to make sushi, or doing pilates, or taking Italian lessons, or better yet getting facials!  That's a video I'd like to see.