Pretty On The Outside

Lindsay the Inhaler

Lindsay Lohan apparently blew $7,000,000 last year.  $7,000,000 divided by 365 days equals $19,178 a day she spent.  That's a lot of coke, I mean stuff.  She dropped all that money on drugs cloths, drugs her Chateau Marmont hotel stay, drugs cars, drugs rehab, and some extra goodies.  Meaning drugs.   
My blog buddy Candy at Holy Candy has some hilarious advice should Lindsay find herself  back in her old habits yet still on a budget. 
Will Lindsay have to clip coupons?  Will she have to cut back on spray tanning?  Will she...gasp.... have to stay at a Holiday Inn?  Oh the humanity.         

Lindsay Lohan is a coke thief?

Is Lindsay Lohan a former coke thief?  According to former and current jackass Steve-O, the answer would be yes.  While Lindsay is rehabbing in Utah, Steve-O is running his mouth about how Lindsay stole his bag of his blow.
Is Steve-O telling the truth?
Do you care?
I don't really, however I thought the image of Miss Lohan creeping off with a freshly lifted bag a coke would be funny.

Ink on paper with photoshop.

Lindsay Lohan is in RE-uta-HAB

For the thirteenth time in two weeks or the ninth time in four days or the third time in one day or something like that....... Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab yet again.   
Is the the fourteenth time the charm?

Lindsay Lohan: Prison Pole Dancer

I wonder if Lindsay Lohan will practice her new found pole dancing skills in prison?

Might be pretty fiery hot!

Lindsay's Liquored Legs

I thought that alcohol monitoring/ detection ankle thing Lindsay has been sporting was complete BS.  I bet she bought that at Toys R Us or Radio Shack.  I'm sure it's battery operated and she conveniently left the batteries out.  That's my theory.  I'm no detective though.
I just read this which I found very interesting.  That device, which apparently is called SCRAM, should be in direct contact with the skin in order to work.  Lindsay was seen partying in Malibu with a stocking underneath the device.  Ah ha ha ha.  Gotta hand it to her.  I guess where's there's a will there's a way.

Lindsay Lohan: Freckled Felon

I wonder if that alcohol detection ankle bracelet was shooting out sparks early this morning when a liquored up Lindsay Lohan was arrested for yet another DUI.  Not only was she boozed up, but was in possession of cocaine.  Oopsy!  Maybe she needed a cocaine detection pair of earrings or a dumbshit detection diamond pendant?  Or maybe a freaking idiot detection tennis bracelet?  Or even a why don't you get a driver detection toe ring?  Just a thought.   

Lit Up Lindsay

Beware curbs, sidewalks, bushes, and trees of Beverly Hills.  Lindsay Lohan may just get tanked up and drive her car up, over, through, and into you. Consider yourselves warned.

After I did that above image I went through my IPHOTO library and decided other places I've photographed around the world may also need to be warned.

Watch out in Lake Powell, Utah..............


Take cover Joshua Tree, CA............


Watch your back Costa Rica................

Beware New Orleans................

Every photo was taken by me with photoshop collage and ink on paper.

Lindsay's New Ad Campaign

Oh celebrities and their ad campaigns..........