Pretty On The Outside

Simply Not Happening

Now that The Simple Life is coming to an end, it was rumored that Kimberly Stewart and Kelly Osbourne were going to be stepping in.  Yuck and yucker.  Makes sense, they both have famous parents and as such are clearly superior to the rest of us and are entitled to be reality TV stars.  Right?  If my mom had been knocked up by Gene Simmons of Kiss or if my Dad got Donna Summer pregnant then I might have had a chance at being on The Surreal Life or even having my own reality show.  They'll give any kind-a sort-a celebrity a show these days.
So back to Kimberly and Kelly.  Apparently it was full speed ahead for those two until Kelly saw the first show and wasn't happy with the direction.  I actually have to credit her for not wanting to continue a show that pokes too much fun at us mere regular people.  That said I still have issues with them even wanting to do the show in the first place.
Since we sadly won't get to Kelly and Kim in The Simple Spoiled Life, I created this promo poster.
Let the angry comments begin.................

Ink on paper and photoshop.

Kelly Osbourne in lingerie (Sorry)

Agent Provocateur is known for their ultra sexy lingerie.  I have been in their boutique on Melrose Ave and it's the kind of place you'd expect to see a Gisele Bundchen or perhaps a Pussy Cat Doll.  I actually spit out some coffee on myself when I saw this photo of Kelly Osbourne coming out of their NY boutique.  Um.... I saw on Agent's site that there is a line called Clementine.  Now I don't know for certain if Miss Osbourne purchased some of items from that line, but I sure hope so.  So until we get to see her in some FHM spread wearing that outfit, I've created what I imagine it would look like.
Sorry.

Ink on paper with photoshop. 

Playmate?

Yesterday I read that Kelly Osbourne wanted to pose for Playboy.  Um.......... I................ well.............. um...................... am not quite sure what to say?  Hugh Hefner, however, did know what to say.  He said no.
Since we won't get a chance to see Miss Osbourne as a Playboy centerfold, I did my own interpretation.