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June 15, 2008

Justin TimBulgelake

My attention was grabbed last week by the story that Justin Timberlake's penis is so huge, it had to be digitally reduced in his speedo scene from the upcoming film, The Love Guru.  Perhaps movie theater owners were concerned that his massive bulge would incite wide spread jerking off?  I'm not sure if I believe the speculation as it might be just promotional hype for the film.  That said, I'll definitely be paying careful attention to Mr Timberlake's swimsuit area and may even bring a pair of binoculars so I can zoom in and try and find some pixelated spots.
To my knowledge no stills have been leaked onto the internet of Justin's unaltered bulge so decided to create my own. Here goes Mr Timberlake's bountiful bulge in all its glory. 

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After I made the above image, I googled mens intimate apparel and I found so many frightfully funny images.  There were plenty of sheer, lace up the side briefs and mesh trunks with break away crotches.  I found an especially funny strappy jock strap and thought it might look good on Justin.  Let's have a look......

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Hmmmm... not sure??????? 
Then I found a body suit/ thong and had to put it on JT.  A body suit/ thong is always a fantastic look on a man.  There are so many ways to dress it up- perhaps you can belt it and pair it with a page boy cap?  Or you can wear it with jeans and cowboy boots?  Or you just wear it alone?   

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Not necessarily a bad look.  :)  Or is it?
And of course I had to take it a step too far.  This is truly NSFW and rather vile. Sorry in advance.  If you'd like to see a truly tasteless version of Justin in a patriotic g-string then have a look here.  Again, sorry.   

June 19, 2007

From Justin to Antonio with Love

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You certainly wouldn't be able to tell from looking at these racy photos of Justin Timberlake and Antonio Banderas from the premier of Shrek the Third that they are ashamed of their forbidden romance.  What?!  Gasp!  You didn't know?  These two seemingly heterosexual guys have dated some of the most desirable women in Hollywood.  And Melanie Griffith.   But nothing, and I mean nothing, turns Justin on like his latin lover Antonio.
Antonio holds Justin in his strong arms and tells him that he'll never have to want for anything ever again.  Justin enjoys his male lover's touch.  His distinctly dominant, thorough, and masculine touch. The exboy bander loves when Antonio whispers filthy things in Spanish in his ear and takes charge.  Justin can pop and lock and be himself in a way that he never could before. 
In turn, Antonio enjoys his new partner's youthfulness.  He savors Justin's wrinkle free knees, his false-setto song stylings, and his new tattoo which celebrates their love. 
Is their romance the real reason Justin sent Jessica Biel home from his world tour?
Will they ever be comfortable enough to share their love with the rest of the world?
Will Justin and Timberland record some unlistenable song about their complicated romance?
Time will tell. 
Good luck boys.

P.S. This is satire.

Painted with acrylics on a 21" x 15" piece of arches paper.

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