It is with great sadness that I say goodbye to I Love New York. Tiffany Pollard is easily the most enchanting overly made up personality I've ever seen on television.
Tiffany aka New York weeded the competition down to just two fellas who she took to Jamaica in order to choose her future partner.
She had to choose either the outrageously f%$kable Buddha or the outrageously not f#@kable Tailor Made. New York described Buddha as: hot, sexy, and big. I agree, concur, and say amen.
In contrast, New York described Tailor Made as short and scrawny. I'd add icky and blah.
The drinks never stopped flowing.
Mister Sister Patterson (who we are supposed to believe is a. female and b. New York's mom) joined the fun in Negril and encouraged Tailor Made to call upon his German ancestry as well as his decedents. He she he gives such great advice. He she he then slapped Tailor Made across the face.
In true high drama style, Buddha looked like the clear winner, however, she ended up picking Tailor Made in the end. Quite the catch, Tailor Made is still married. New York told him that she looked forward to being with him in 24 months. ??????? I smell I Love New York 3 next season.
I am going to miss Sister Patterson's claws. I'm going to miss New York's wigs and fake lashes and that voice. I'm going to miss the whole lot of them. Why couldn't the show last for 40 episodes? Why? I'm afraid my precious Real Housewives is also about to end. Now what am I going to draw? What shows would you like to see me draw? Do tell.
All drawings are ink on paper done in between five to thirty minutes. And a glass of Merlot and three pieces of dark chocolate. Tis the season to have a fat ass.If you enjoy looking at my drawings online, the next step would be having one or two or three in your home. Interested? Click on over to my etsy shop and take a gander. And your credit card. :) Much appreciated!