I LOVE Dolly Parton. Her quote, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!" is one of my all time favorite. So in canceling her upcoming tour due to back pain related to her breasts, it makes sense she'd release a funny statement. "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."
Here are some other gems by Miss Parton:
"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."
"I modeled my looks on the town tramp."
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
Get well soon Dolly.
