Pretty On The Outside

Bottle of Beckham anyone?

Thirsty for some of David Beckham's water?  :)

It's Raining Underwear Men!

Last week we were treated to new David Beckham underwear ads.  And I'd like to sat thanks.  Thank you to everyone involved.  And there is also promise that more ads are to follow.  I couldn't help but imagine (with photoshop) what a new David Beckham ad would look like and the reaction it could cause.

Here's the reaction......

Here's an idea for Mr. Beckham and his every growing bulge.

I didn't stop there.... no!  Here are two more ideas I'd like to put forth to DB.  Please have a look here and here.
:)

Becklake? Timberham?

This is yet another posting that exists only in my imagination.  My wild, vivid, naughty imagination paired with a generous helping of photoshop.  Thanks photoshop! The concept for this emerged when I read about Justin Timberlake and David Beckham's brewing bromance, and I decided to take their fondness for one another a step further.
Beyond back slaps and high fives, maybe the fellas enjoy a different kind of interaction?  Maybe something a bit more intimate? 

Perhaps Justin loves nothing more than to gently suckle David's finger during halftime?  Maybe it's a little game they play with each other?  Could be the way Justin lets David know he cares and still finds him attractive after all their years together.

I wonder...........................................................................

........ will they ever throw caution to the wind and bring their love affair out into the open?  Will they risk scorn, scrutiny, and screams from the public and proudly walk hand in hand down the street?   

Or..................................................................................

..... will they have to sneak around dimly lit hotels, avoiding the glaring eyes of the paparazzi and hope no one ever discovers their secret?
All I know is I'm hoping for a sex tape from those two.  Unfortunately I can't photoshop a video of them together.  I sure would if I could. 
Here's hoping Becklake or Timberham have a long, healthy, and fulfilling bromance.

   

Happy Beckentines Day!

Some may say I have an obsession with David Beckham........

And those who say that would be correct.

Hope all of your heart shaped boxes will be filled with delicious treats today. 

Happy Valentines Beckentines Day!

Happy Valentines Bulgentines Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

Thanks David Beckham for all your inspiration.

Happy Hung Holidays from David Beckham

Hope you all get what you want for Christmas.  I'd like some Becks in my stocking please. 

Posh's latest and most inspired Xmas Card

God bless Victoria Beckham.  Reacting to rumors that her hubbie stuffed has package for those insanely, ridiculously, life changingly hot Armani ads, her royal Poshness said:
"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
If I was the Beckhams, I'd have that quote as my Christmas Card.  Along with a photo of the tractor pipe.
You know, just for reference. 

David Beckham has something I want for Xmas

Santa seems to have been reading my Christmas Wish List.  High on that list was getting a look at Mr Beckham in his Emporio Armani underwear ad.   Thanks Santa.  Now how about a sneak peak at Mr Brady's Calvin Klein underwear spread?  I promise I'll be good for the rest of the year.

Pen and ink on paper with digital color.

I couldn't resist having a little extra fun with Beckham and his undies.  Sorry, I know I'm a bit obsessed.   

Becks and Balls

"Allo Golden Balls" -Elton John to David Beckham.

David Beckham Is Going To Be An Underwear Model.

When it rains, it pours. First came the news that Tom Brady will be modeling Calvin Klein undies and now, David Beckham is going to be stripping down to his underwear for Emporio Armani.  Hallelujah!  I've done some very simple math.  Here goes: David Beckham + Armani Underwear = HOT.  Can't refute the facts.  I think that my equation is perfect for a billboard campaign.

I got a bit carried away with this posting but c'mon it's David Beckham.  He looks great in and out of clothes.  I imagine whenever and wherever his billboards go up, there will be great crowds gathering to celebrate.

If anyone has Armani's address, please email me as I'm going to be sending the biggest white carnation and blue iris flower bouquet $15 can buy.

Attention to all you underwear designers.  Please, please consider casting either Chris Evans , Eric Dane, or Boris Kodjoe is your next campaign.  You'll get a flower bouquet as well. 

All rise for David Beckham

David Beckham makes something like 17 billion dollars a year to play for the La Galaxy soccer team.  After seeing these photos, I think he completely deserves that amount.
Everyone, raise your.... um... glasses to Mr Beckham.  Cheers!

Watercolor, gouache, pencil, and ink on hot press watercolor paper.