Pretty On The Outside

Britney the Batterer

Britney Spears is kind of like Michael Jackson's face.  Both used to be cute, but now.... not at all.  Michael went from an adorable outrageously talented kid to full blown crazy.  His face looks nothing like an adult male's should. Britney went from cute kid to teen temptress to drunken beaver baring disaster.  Like Michael's face and Britney's out of control life, both seem to get odder and more bizarre with time. 
The latest installment of Brit's craziness is the revelation that during a fight she hit KFed with a frying pan and then threw an ashtray at him.   Now that should have been in their reality show.
What's next?
What would be really shocking is if Britney could pull it together, become a good parent, not show her underwear every other day, and actually put out a good album. 
Now that would be crazy.

Britney, why do you make me do this?

And I'm back!  I have been out of state and out of my mind for the last five days with little to no internet access at a family reunion.  Without the world of gossip blogs available, I had to turn to the oh so primitive manner of staying informed- tabloid magazines.  Every gossip rag seemed to be reveling in the impending meltdown of the Brit Brit.  Poor thing.  I had planned on getting back to work with a different celeb, but after seeing the photos of Britney maxing out that g-string, and also seeing outakes from her  new music video, I just couldn't resist.
I thought some sort of color coded warning might help when someone you know is going crazy.  Now you can rate just how wacked out they are. 

This photo I also found inspiring.....  So much so, I thought a sexy sad silhouette might be kind of hot sad.

There were easily six other stories I wanted to illustrate today.  I nearly had to toss a coin.  I swear I'm off the Brit Brit for the time being.  Mr McConaughey coming soon.  I'm spending a little extra time on that one.  Lots of other goodies coming shortly. 
So happy to be home and back at it.

The top illustration was completed with acrylic, ink, colored pencil and photoshop.
Below illustration finished with ink on paper.

Not OK

I think it's hilarious that Britney Spears is appearing on the cover of a magazine called OK when she's clearly anything but.
She's not OK here.
She's not OK here.
And definitely not OK here.

The interview she gave with OK was apparently plagued with all sorts of problems.  I imagine it went something like this:

OK Magazine: "Hi Britney thanks for granting us this interview.  Britney.... Britney.... are you awake?  Somebody get some smelling salts and a caramel frappuccino and some KFC!  NOW!!!!"

Britney coming to....  "Dang. Where am I at y'all?  HUH?!  Is the ceiling going to fall in on me?  Where's my self tanner?  I want to go for a swim.... I' don't need a swim suit."

OK Magazine: "So Britney, tell us how you stay in such great shape?"

Britney takes bathroom break.  Returns several minutes later wiping her nose.  Eyes dilated. 

Britney: "Dang y'all my dog done took a crap.  I'm gonna clean it up with my dress."

OK Magazine: "Britney that's a Chanel dress."

Britney:  "Huh?!!!  No it isn't. It's my dress. It's a Britney dress."

Britney takes another bathroom break.  Returns even more scattered wiping her nose and eyes rolling back in her head.

OK Magazine: "I think we're done here.  Everyone make sure there aren't any umbrellas laying around."

I know I'll eagerly be awaiting Britney's interview.  

T is for Thankfully she's wearing undies

I am so grateful to have a break from drawing Paris Hilton.  This photo of Britney Spears pulled me right out of my Paris zone.  I believe I owe Miss Spears a thank you note of sorts.  Here goes.....

Dear Brit Brit,

I'm not sure what you're doing in that photo?  Did you drop your baby?  Did you loose some weave?  Are you looking for what happened to your career?  I personally don't care what you are doing, I'm just glad you're doing it.  Don't ever stop doing it.

xoxo
Gilmore

P.S. Thank you for wearing undies!

This is my second nod to the great artist/ illustrator Edward Gorey.

Ink on paper with photoshop text.

Britney Boop

Betty Boop is an animated cartoon character known for her overt sexuality in spite of the fact she is only 16.  She wore short skirts and her breasts were always prominent.  She was created to be provocative for adults. 
Britney Spears is a young woman beyond caught up in a crazy world of excess.  Makes you wonder.... what the fuck happened to her?  It seemed like there for a minute or two she was going to turn it around after the KFed breakup.  Then came Paris, add some booze, subtract some underwear, add in some lesbian orgies, add checking into and out of rehab in the same day, and then minus a full head of hair and that equals.............  well............ I don't know.  But it's not good.

Bare Britney's Christmas Wishes

"Have yourself a hairless little Christmas...."

Britneyrella

Britney Spears is everywhere these days and so is her poon.  She was looking good there for a minute, trying to regain her Princess of Pop status, and then things took a crazy turn.  There are photos of her beaver everywhere online.  What's so wrong with underwear?  I would think the horrible, burdensome constraint of a thong is a small price to pay to keep your poon off the internet.  ??????

This is featured on the amazing Perez Hilton's site.  THANKS PEREZ!!!!!!!  As always, you are rocking my world!

Medium: ink on paper, photoshop, and a hope this helps. 

 

KFinished

We all knew it was coming. Let the comeback begin......................

Medium: ink on paper with photoshop.