Paris Hilton on RHOBH

On last night's RHOBH we were treated to a visit by Paris Hilton, Kyle's niece. (That's Kyle on the left.) It was just a couple years ago that this particular franchise began and at the time, sadly and oddly Paris was too big to appear. But now as no one gives a flying shit about her, she'll slum it to pedal some nonsense. She dropped the most unbelievable turd bomb when she declared she was "closing" for JLO at a concert. HA HA HA!!!!!! I laughed for about an hour at that. Closing? You mean when they turn the stadium lights on and the custodians begin cleaning. Oh Paris, you actually gave your best performance in this bomb of a guest spot. 
Drawing done with ink and marker on paper and a dab of digital color. Also, isn't it funny she is (was) considered hot?

Comments

[Veronique Mars]

Too funny that this picture is here, it's also paused on my television :D I laughed when I saw it, too funny. I am still Googling to figure out wtf this "concert" of PH's is. And why in the world Kyle & Faye (gag) think Paris is so amazing. Kyle doesn't just act like an aunt with her, she gets all star f^&ker-y and forgets that Paris has never been special or done a damn thing at all to be "Famous". Ah well, i'll have to live w/o concert info ;-)

[Ms Urethra Franklin]

She did a DJ gig at the Sao Paulo Pop Music Festival in Brazil. She was heckled and booed and continued to act a fool saying "I love you too" to a crowd of mostly haters. Check out the you tube clips for your personal enjoyment.

I love the artist ability to capture all the nuances and oddities of her face, but give her a more wonky eye next time.