The wifi in my home is out so I'm sitting in a Starbucks typing this. I'd written out an entire posting, hit publish, and then a home screen for accepting Starbuck's wifi reappeared. Huh?!?! What the Starf*ck? My whole posting is gone and my laptop battery is about to die. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm about to have a venti meltdown! I've got about 10 minutes of battery life left and I type slowly so here are a couple quick things I think I remember from my now-lost posting...... And please pardon my spelling as I don't think there will be time for spell check.
Episode two and we are still getting to know the three new gals who all seem to be proceeding rather cautiously. Who will lose it first? Any bets? I believe Aviva will be the first and I suspect it will be towards Luann. Or will Heather (who seems kinda amped) go off on Ramona? Hmmmmmmm....... Carole I guess will make it til the very end of the season and quite profoundly level one of her cast mates. We shall see. The returning champs are basically caricatures of themselves at this point: Luann a haughty snob, Ramona a bit-shit crazy tasmanian devil, and Sonja a ravenous cougar.
Speak of the Cougar, Hurricane Irene caused some water damage to Sonja's upper east side townhouse so she sought the service of a male contarctor. Key word: male. Actually he's a drip pattern expert if you can belief that. Who knew that was a profession? Anyway as he surveyed the damage caused by the hurricane, Sonja started to form her own drip pattern. Her frozen forehead began to bead with sweat, her breasts heaved, we heaved, and her lady bits demanded attention. As the handyman looked for the nearest exit, Sonja ran her fingers through her hair, squeezed her thighs together like she had to pee, and screamed, "Snake my drain you f**ker!" :) Here's the veteran cougar during that exchange:
God bless Hurricane BravoCougarSonjaMorgan!
My battery is going to die in a minute so super quick........ The other thing that caught my attention was the dinner with Aviva, Heather, and their husbands. This is just an observation but did anyone get a vibe form Aviva's husband? Like perhaps his loafers might be a little light? I'm not making any kind of pronouncement but perhaps the real reason Aviva didn't buy that vintage leopard-print jumpsuit is that she could never get her husband out of it. Again, this is just a silly observation. :)
Ok, my battery is dieing so I must go.
Drawings of Sonja completed with pencil and pen on paper with digital color.