There are many things I'd like to change about Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum. To name just a few: his stance on gay marriage, his stance on the environment, his stance on birth control...... Alas it's highly doubtfully his views on those topics will ever waiver. On a much, much, much lighter note, I decided to change up his sweater vest options..... at least in a paper doll format.
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You may be asking yourself who the heck wears a sweater vest? and that let me tell you this Rick Santorum loves that item of clothing almost as much as he dislikes the notion of two people of the same sex getting married. Let's take a closer look.
Watch Rick dazzle in leopard print--- it really brings out his raw animal appeal. See him show his support (?) for gay people. And of course.... there's that google problem.
Rick shows his love for Michelle Bachmann now that she's bowed outta the race. He wows (?) in this Golden Girls-inspired mid-thigh sweater vest--- belted of course. And celebrate his naughty side with a leather peek-a-boo item. You know he's gotta be a closet freak.
A nod to: Peanuts, Lady GaGa, and couch fabric.
Want to dress Rick up yourself? Well these are for sale and you can click here to purchase a set of your very own.
And because everyone loves a fashion show.... I'd like to present the entire collection. Enjoy!
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Love, love, LOVE your pieces!! You are a truly GIFTED ARTIST!!!
Posted by: SLASantaBarbara129 | February 20, 2012 at 04:09 PM
This.is.awesome!
Posted by: Katcaywood | February 20, 2012 at 05:16 PM
i love how you gays are so anti-anything not you! Let's see you put up something comparable to our Kenyan born president! no wonder StoopidHousewives is more popular than you!
Posted by: Punky Brewstein | February 21, 2012 at 06:56 AM
Hi Punky. 'You gays'.... generalize much? And Kenyan-born President? Really? I don't know what that housewives comment is about. If it's another site, then good for them. I hope they're doing well. I'm not in competition with anyone. Blog traffic is fluid and my site is open to anyone. Preferably not assholes though.
Posted by: Your blogger | February 21, 2012 at 09:06 AM
http://www.nextmagazine.com/feature-article/staten-island-godfather
This is an article on the Big Ang chick from Mob Wives...she is dressed as Marilyn Monroe...
Posted by: Angie | February 21, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Can I see a Sanctorum leading Bachman husband on leash paper doll? As soon as I saw paper doll of him, the visual just popped into my head for some reason... Nice work David!
Posted by: Stormi | February 22, 2012 at 01:24 PM
Oh Punky. Us gays are simply a hive-minded group; a collective. We share one thought. Is that what you think? Would you say "you blacks"? Actually you probably would based on dropping the Kenyan-born President line. You seem like a treat.
Posted by: A gay | February 22, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Yes, A gay, I would say that - now go crawl back up davie's backside before he starts complaining of a draft!
Posted by: Punky Brewstein | February 23, 2012 at 04:12 PM