How do you make sense out of nonsense? Anyone..... anyone......... I gave up a long time ago trying to figure out why I still like these shows. I can't help myself but I do and I suppose I justify my viewing time by drawing them. Especially the wackiest ones and the craziest circumstances.
Let's fast forward thru the show to the end cause that's where we get the big pay-off. Brandi is desperately trying to make an impact on: her cast-mates, the viewing audience, Bravo TV, slut pigs, people who opt to go bra-less, anyone, anyone, anyone in order to be back next season. So she threw a party at a friend's lovely Malibu home and all hell broke loose which made her nipples rock hard, as we could see. One by one the ladies arrived and wine was served and dancing was done and Kyle did the splits and Taylor and Camille awkwardly hugged. At some point Camille's girlfriend DD who must be vying for a bigger spot on next season got all in Taylor's face and questioned why Taylor was ignoring her friend-employer-lover(?)'s attempt to make amends. Oh boy. Poor Taylor slowly began to unravel as DD's nose beak pecked at her massive lips. DD who's been fairly mild these last two season went berserk hounding Taylor about why she's not making up with Camille and Taylor lost it and started screaming and slobbering and struck out at everyone. A few attempts to push DD were unsuccessful as she kept coming back to yell at Taylor more and that only worsened the dire situation so Brandi feeling like a big girl told Taylor to leave "her house". I think she meant to say, my friend's house--- but she was caught up. So Taylor and Kyle left as did Adrienne. DD told Camille she loved her and tried grabbing her boobs but Camille whispered not while the cameras are rolling. And then it was all over. For now. Darn you Bravo..... my addiction to your programming is as big as Taylor's lips. :)
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That lip is NAS-TAY! HA!
Posted by: Pamela Woodson | December 06, 2011 at 11:40 PM
I saw last night's episode and all i can remember is when taylor is standing by they railing and joked that she was gonna fall over it, so kyle puts her in timeout over by the hot tub and someone started yelling and one of the girls goes over to the group of girls and says, "the ocean is so big". I laughed for about 5 min at her horrible attempt to bring the tension down.
Posted by: Sara-Bear | December 06, 2011 at 11:58 PM
So tired of the Shana drama. But I loved the recap. Glad I am not the only one having the same thoughts about DeeDee - I had the same questions running through my head. Friend? Employer? Lover? WTF?
I have to say I am very disturbed by the whole Russell/Shana storyline.
Why does Kyle feel the need to leave her crotch print at every party? First it was Mohammed's table, now it's Brandi's friend's floor. Gross.
Posted by: diane | December 07, 2011 at 04:20 AM
Perfect! Did anyone notice the way Taylor's lips moved when she spoke? It was so weird.
Posted by: Tara | December 07, 2011 at 09:22 AM
How funny was it when Taylor was screaming at the poor driver to pull over and give her a light and she lights the wrong end of the cigarette which starts to flame and the silicone in her lips catches fire and Kyle puts the fire out with one of her...wait for it...crotch prints. I died.
Posted by: chris g | December 07, 2011 at 11:49 AM
OMG!! The character on the left looks like my ex-boss! Holy cow!
Posted by: Desiree | December 08, 2011 at 01:12 PM
Wow. They can't make this stuff up.
I watch with clenched teeth and curled toes ~ Need more wine to watch this.
:~@ = Taylor icon
Posted by: susan | December 08, 2011 at 06:43 PM
They should have all gotten drunk and fucked each other with double headed dildoe's
Posted by: Bryan | December 09, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Ha ha ha Requiem for a Dream style Bryan?
Unfortunately that scene would cause seizures and uncontrollable vomiting.
Posted by: dragon girl | December 09, 2011 at 03:29 PM
how can kyle talk about brandi 's nips after doing stripper splits? Glad am I not the only one who finds that disturbing.
Posted by: trinity | December 09, 2011 at 06:38 PM
Because Blandi is big old whore who takes pictures of the men she is banging sticks them naked on her kid's bed and takes pictures of them, and post them on her Twatter page hoping to make her ex jealous, when all it is doing is just making her look like the alley cat she has always been.
Bitch belongs in OC NOT BH, she and Barnyard Barney can compare dick sizes of the men they know,
Posted by: Bryan | December 10, 2011 at 09:22 AM
I guess, I need to watch that movie, I heard it was incredibly depressing and as I have gotten older I have tried to stay away from those kinds of films. Although I just watched the Dragon Tattoo movies, those were pretty hard to watch at times.
Posted by: Bryan | December 10, 2011 at 09:24 AM
DD is disgusting. I can't believe she behaved like that in public, getting in Taylor's face whom was obviously fragile and just badgering her like she did.
You have a very charming friend indeed Camille - she sure doesn't reflect very well on You!
Posted by: stacie | December 10, 2011 at 03:42 PM
Stacie, DD should have picked up a bottle and smashed it into Taylor face,
Posted by: Bryan | December 14, 2011 at 01:34 PM
Please tell me you have heard that Dwight from RHOA got arrested!!! You totally need to do a mugshot drawing!!!! :)
Posted by: DeeDee E. | December 20, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Where art thou?
Posted by: Jennifer | December 28, 2011 at 01:10 PM