The ripe Georgian peaches returned the other evening and I was certainly happy to welcome them back. These heavily made-up, funny, and often combative sweet-treats did not disappoint and one of them (NeNe) is rich. Just so you know. I'll get to the whole crew but I want to start with my favorite part of the show which involved NeNe Leakes doing what she does best on TV--- being a loud, aggressive brut towards another cast member. That specific skill has made NeNe rich. Just so you know. SheRee who's surprisingly looking more like a woman this season (c'mon, she often looks like a Rupaul's Drag Race contestant) had invited NeNe to a pleasant looking restaurant for what would become an unpleasant shouting match in regards to something that had taken place before taping. Apparently SheRee had asked NeNe to be a part of some event in Philly and had inquired about her appearance fee. This is a quick aside, I drank almost a whole bottle of wine during the show so I don't really remember everything that went down. So apparently NeNe had talked to the promoter of that event about getting SheRee at a lower rate or something which got back to SheRee or something and then NeNe was hearing that SheRee was talking trash about her around town or something which meant- cue the fight!!!!! Within seconds of sitting down, the two women were at it and then someone named Tyrone was on Sheree's speaker phone and NeNe didn't want to hear it so she called her former assistant, who was also put on speaker phone, which meant no one was listening to anyone as voices were were raised and the "grown lady" conversation quickly became a mean moose mess. Pretty soon NeNe was declaring she was rich because she had cashed a Trump check, a Donald Trump check honey. And then she stormed off as SheRee was asking if she was so rich, why didn't she get her teeth fixed......... Oh NeNe, you take my breath away. Here's my rendition of the very rich NeNe who won't stab you in the back.... NO! She'll stab you in the chest. Her words.
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SheRee went to hear lawrence destroy some song in the recording studio and there was no Kandi present or mentioned. Hmmmmm......something's up. SheRee mentioned that she'd been acting and performing at high-end events and I almost spit up my wine. Seriously Bravo, you have to put up a warning before you drop something like that on us. :) I already discussed the NeNe-SheRee fight so that's all for her for now.
Phaedra oh Phaedra. I was happy to see her back. She's so full of it but I think it's 90% an act for TV. Whereas other housewives have tried to cash in on their fame by selling alcoholic beverages, jewelry, books, songs, clothing..... Phaedra is cracking into the world of funerals and she's probably going to do well at it. Do they have funerals for singing careers too because Phaedra could perform services for Luann, Kim, Danielle, and Melissa. That's all for Phaedra for now. P.S. I would like to see Apollo nude. Bravo, can you make that happen?
Kandi is as adorable as ever. She's taken her fame and going where none of the other gals have ventured--- into the world of sex toys. Why not? Although we haven't seen any of her gadgets yet, I think it could be a funny storyline. If she can make a hit song for Kim Zolciak, then I think she's capable of doing anything. Welcome back Miss Kandi.
Lastly there's Cynthia who's opening a model agency. Hmmmm..... Is there a chance in hell this will work? I like her, I wish her well, but....... We'll see what happens. Welcome back to the beautiful Cynthia.
That's that for now. Previous ATL recaps can be seen here.