This is a celebration of the "donkey booty" as brought to us by: Kandi, Phaedra, and Sheree. I do love an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face! These glorious tushies were drawn with lots of love and lots of admiration. Who doesn't enjoy a shapely backside? I sure do! On Sunday's episode of RHOATL those three gals went site-scouting for Kandi's 35th birthday party and they brought plenty of booty. Here's some screen captures....
Damn!!!!! Praise be the donkey booty. Can I get an amen? Seriously, I think all their rear ends are fantastic.
The show began with Phaedra visiting the extremely pregnant Kim and she brought an assortment of gifts and an important piece of humble pie. Phaedra apologized for the situation between Apollo and Peter getting so heated at her baby shower which seemed like a mature thing to do. There, that was a grown up move actually. Well played Phaedra.
Next we saw Peter at his start up bar and I smell drama coming from all directions. Cynthia had set up a meeting between her husband and her sister Mow(?) Mal(?) whatever and that went over about as well as every time they get together. Not well at all. Peter yelled at Mow/Mal about her and her mom wanting to hide the marriage certificate during their wedding or whatever and Mow/Mal fought back saying she has mad cow disease and then Peter said he suffers from Idontgiveafuck-itis and Mow/Mal wondered why she's always the Jan to Cynthia's Marsha. It's always Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia...... :) I check out every time it's a Cynthia related story. She's beautiful but most of her story lines I think are fairly sad. I do like that handsome ex-husband of hers though and their beautiful daughter. There was another awkward scene where Cynthia who must have just come from an apparent Raggedy Andy-themed photo shoot met Mow/Mal and Mow/Mal's beefy husband at Cynthia's modeling agency-lite. The two sisters were continuing the fight that had gone down earlier in the episode and in no time Cynthia was saying that her sister's marriage wasn't so great either. That poor beefy husband had a "what the fuck" look on his face during that whole exchange. Poor guy... sucked into that vortex of bullshit. Moving on...
Can we talk about Chateau Sheree? First of all, how is she paying for this? Did she find some blue prints in a dumpster behind an architectural firm and then scouted out an abandoned lot and got her cousin to pretend he's a contractor all for the cameras? If that's the case then I say bravo Sheree! But if she truly is paying for that house to be built, I love how she's keeps talking about all the fabulousness that's going into the home. "This area over here is my massage room as I have a masseuse come to the house," she'll say as she points her finger to any area of the blueprints. Or, "This over here is going to be the ballroom." And I think she means she's going to fill a room with small plastic balls like that pink-eye pit you find at Ikea. "This over here is where I'm going to park my submarine. This over here is where I'm going to have my acre of Ming vases. This over here is where I'm going to have my 15 story elevator even though my home is two floors. This over here....."
Some other silliness happened but let's get right to the good stuff. Kandi was turning 35 and she wanted to throw herself a party. All the other housewives were invited even though most of them were in some sort of rift, especially with NeNe. Haterville! So up on the rooftop the ladies gathered (minus the very pregnant Kim) and they were a divided camp. On one side we had Phaedra and Sheree and on the other we had NeNe and Cynthia. Kandi's adorable mom Joyce was there in the mix and in spite of the personality conflicts, all was going fairly well. But then Phaedra brought out her secret surprise gift, a stripper named Ridiculous who not only has an apparent face tattoo but also a dick so long he can suck it. Now I'm no stranger to strippers or gogo boys...... I'm quite fond of them actually but like most things, I'm not interested in a quantity of something rather than a quality of something. Sure a dick so long you could stick it in your ear is something I would probably want to see but this Ridiculous fellow with his face tat, Grace Jones outfit, crazy expressions, and not appealing dance moves made me cringe. And as he busted out his whale cock, most of the women made a hasty retreat and Joyce's "That shit is fucked up" comment made my whole night. Can you imagine seeing a stripper with your mom? That alone is too much but a stripper pleasuring himself with his own mouth with your mom by your side..... I'd die. Seriously, I'd drop dead right on the spot. Actually my sweet, sheltered southern-bell of a mother would drop dead right next to me. Oh...... there's a time and a place for strippers and at a party with your mom is not that time or place. By the way, isn't it great that the good christian woman Phaedra loves strippers? Thata girl!
The donky booty image was created with ink and pen on paper with digital color.