
As usual there was some fighting to be had on last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Of course..... That's the fuel which powers the machine, however, this time it was two of the husbands going at it! Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga must be so proud of their combative legacy. So........ Kim and Kroy's baby shower which looked like it was held in a school gymnasium was the scene of the crime. Seriously, I was looking for basketball hoops and bleachers. Peter, Cynthia's husband, apparently was recently interviewed by Uptown Magazine and got all bitchy saying Sheree was unattractive and that he couldn't stand Phaedra (because of past foot-in-the-mouth stuff she'd said about him). The plot thickens! So...... everything was going smoothly at the baby shower held in the basketball court of a 24 Hour Fitness: Kim's oldest daughter gave a sweet speech that basically was about her mom's love of Kroy's sweet ass, Phaedra speculated that Kim's baby shower was awfully similar to her awful shower (really? I didn't see a bouquet of white roses in Kim's wig, Dwight, or any ballerinas), and Kim's creepy dad awkwardly propositioned Phaedra about some business something or other. Phaedra priceless expression during the exchange was equal parts "where's my mace" and "can I make some money off this crazy old geezer." So........ Peter and Cynthia came rolling in some 5 hours late. 5 hours!!!! Why even bother? Well, they bothered because they both want to be on next season and the pathway to contract renewal is lined with drama. NeNe taught them well.
After some bullshit excuses about why they were so late and a number of phony are you crazy bitch air-kisses, Peter and Cynthia sat down at the table with the rest of cast and cue the drama! Apollo and Peter were seated next to each other for optimal tension. Apollo who should be shirtless in scene began rubbing his hands like he was warming them up to throw a punch and Peter just had to chime in with a, "you got a problem?" Apollo responded with an, "Aren't you too old?" Peter's I think 50 and Apollo is I think 42. 42 and fine. Peter jabbed back with a comment about Apollo's recent mistaken arrest (I didn't really understand what was up with that situation), a number of "Bring it" shouts were exchanged as the two rose to their feet, and the joint got so hot I thought some synthetic hair was going to melt! But just when it looked like the two were going to come to blows, Apollo actually became the bigger, better, hotter man and walked away. Well done Apollo.... now take your cloths off. Sorry. :) And then Peter and Cynthia stormed off in a huff. Cr-a-zy!
The best part was Phaedra saying about Peter and his slew of children that he reminded her of the old man in the shoe, Uncle Ben, and the best ever---Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf!!!! And so I drew Peter as such. Hope you'll like.
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