B. A complete butt-head.
C. A matchmaker.
D. All of the above.
Patti's "I'm unlikable" tour made a stop at Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live show last night and she had all the appeal of a wet fart in an elevator. If you're not familiar with Patti, well.... she has a show on Bravo in which she plays matchmaker to impossibly narcissistic millionaire douche-bags. Patti favors barking advice at her clients over rational discourse. To the women that are the pool of options for the typically self-involved men, she'll tell them to wear: stiletto heels, tight dress, and show some skin. Sex sells and Patti is pimp mommy.
As I mentioned, Patti brought her new face to Andy's show to share her tired and dirty pearls of wisdom. Patti's spray-tanned mug is going the way of so many ladies these days with the injected baby butt-cheek cheeks which is appropriate as she's a butt-head. Do people really like that look? I mean I do but more in a look and leer sort of a way over a "wow, you look so refreshed" way. She repeatedly put her size 13 foot in her mouth when she complimented one gay skyped-in caller for not appearing gay. Hmmmmm...... So if gay people are readable as gay then we're less then? If we're passable as straight then we're in the elite? Later, a tsunami of shit came out of her enhanced mouth which fittingly looks like an inflamed asshole when she said "No one likes a queen" meaning an effeminate gay man. Then said some crap about gays just wanting to be on hookup sites like grindr and manhunt. And that she's given up on us--- the gays. Good Patti, I've given up on you you big moose. But not before I drew you and I regret I made you look prettier than you are.
And in closing..... I have gay friends who fall all along the spectrum from very masculine to rather feminine. The thing that links them all together is that they're fantastic, smart, funny, and kind. And shockingly Patti the ones who are on the more fem side are very desirable. What a don't care for are abrasive, loud, stereotyping jerks. Oh Patti.... you gotta watch what you say on What What Happens.