I just can't let a good photoshop opportunity pass me by and the story of Congressman Weiner possibly tweeting a crotch shot seemed like a fun prospect. Whether or not he did or didn't tweet a photo of himself--- I could care less. Big deal. The only issue I have with the photo is that it's too tame. I expect more kink from my congressmen so........ I've turned the kinky volume up.
I give you---- Punk Weiner. Kinda hot, right? Lean and liberal....... tight and tolerant......
Next I'd like to present Bear Weiner. Hotter? Buff and broad-minded...... beefy and bighearted.......
Lastly I give you Buff Weiner. Hottest? Ripped and reformist....... busty and benevolent.........
With complete certitude, I'd like to say this posting was brought to you with 100% undiluted silliness. Here's to more revealing tweets. Cheers!
ROTFLMAO - Those are funny. You know I saw Weiner at a local gay pride parade and he said he was there with his partner. I really swore that he was gay and I am shocked to all hell that he is married and chasing young girls.
Posted by: borgqueen | June 02, 2011 at 12:21 PM
jon stewarts take on this was an absolute classic but yours is right up there, as well!
Posted by: aclineo | June 02, 2011 at 07:04 PM
those are good sweetheart =)
Posted by: Bryan | June 03, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I'm partial to punk
Posted by: Meadowmuffin | June 06, 2011 at 10:58 AM
I cannot believe you predicted today's update to the Weiner scandal four days ago! Now I wonder which shirtless photo he sent to that other woman: punk or chunky hunk?
Posted by: MJ | June 06, 2011 at 05:27 PM
Where is Lorena "Bobbit" when you need her.
She needs to cut Representative Weiner down to size.
Ouch!
Posted by: DBR | June 07, 2011 at 04:06 PM
Quote from last night's insider: "Weiner stands firm"! They really did say that!
Posted by: Pam Woodson | June 09, 2011 at 06:56 PM
This is great! What a nice way to fix the photos. Amazing! Great post!
Posted by: Jude | June 20, 2011 at 09:34 PM
Much better! Let's hope he takes some tips from these pics, gets buff and maybe adds a nose ring. He'd be cute!
Posted by: midevil | July 02, 2011 at 09:49 AM