A couple things to touch on briefly, and please excuse my spelling andif I miss a word here and there........
So there's the one chick who really thinks she's hot and refers constantly to being Cuban... Christy?..... that's her name right? She and Lea Black have a very uninteresting war brewing because Christy didn't buy a ticket to Lea's auction-benefit-gala-excuse for Lea to be the center of attention- event. Christy's Cuban hotness caused a flat tire which in turn made her late, but even had she been on time...um.... she still wouldn't have had a ticket to said event and Lea insists that everyone and I mean everyone buy a ticket to one of her shindigs. Even hot self-absorbed Cuban women who get flat tires must adhere to this policy. No exceptions!!!!!!! NO one fucks with Lea Black or they're good as dead! A social hit will be put out. I mentioned this was an uninteresting war, right? I think the show began with Christy telling her friends about the party and how Lea is mad at her and that she's Cuban and then she needed to dance. Dance! She had to because she's so hot. If she doesn't move she'll catch on fire. She's pretty terrible this hot, late, no ticket buying Cuban woman. #1 on the terrible list.
Then there was the part where Marysol took her boyfriend to visit her mom and I rubbed my eyes with both fists. I wasn't sure if I'd overdosed on my meds or if I was really seeing that vision. With all respect Elsa is part yoda, part alf, part sock puppet, part divine. She guzzled wine and spoke in that delightful far away accent which sounds like every word has at least four letter g's in it all while lounging in that magical her night gown/ cloak. And with outstretched arm she revealed that she's a witch and it looked like she was casting a spell. I thought Marysol's boyfriend was going to be turned into a toad or that Marysol's upper lip was to triple in size. Flawless! The way she looks in the photo below how I felt last night. Here's what I'm talking about.
I'm just going to say this........ I love you Elsa. You are the best thing about this show.
Taking a step back into terrible land is Larsa. She's #2 on the terrible list right after Christy. Is it the fact that she loves to fire her help? Yes. Is it that she so desperately wants us to know she's a good person for buying her 16 yr brother a car? Yes. Is it those eyebrows? Yes. That's enough about her.
So the main event was the art gallery party thrown by Adriana who, by the way, is #3 on the terrible list. She actually might be #2. Adriana is so narcissistic that she'll routinely be 90 minutes late to a social function and expect everyone to wait. The worst is that people seem to actually indulge her lateness. Enablers! Anyway..... Adriana was of course late to own event because she had to have her hair and makeup done. Priorities. Priorities. The party was going strong without her thanks in large part to Lea Black. Or should I say Lea's outfit. Take another look at my drawing please. I actually think I minimized the crazy if that's possible. She wore some fantastically blingy glasses which were certainly purchased from an Elton John's estate sale paired with some black mosquito netting. Or was that a tutu? Or was part of a net that was thrown over her as she escaped from the socialite crazy-outfit ward. Lea's desperation to be noticed mixed with how she laughs at every single sentence that springs from her mouth strongly secures her spot as #4 on the terrible list. I have to hand it to her in a way for making that party about her and her outfit. I suppose be careful when you turn the spotlight yourself because, well, a spotlight shows everything. Crazy and all.
I'm off to take some more meds and go to sleep for the night.