Hello, hello, hello! Oh......... it pains me to say that a recap of this week's OC housewives is going to be postponed til the end of the week-ish. Being a free-lance artist means there are moments when I have too much free time and others when I have none. I'm fortunately in the no spare time zone due to a few projects projects and hey, duty and my bills call. So in the meanwhile lick a line of salt, bite a lime, and do a shot. Or is that bite a lime, do a shot, and then lick a line of salt? Or is that lick a line of salt, do a shot, and then bite a lime? Or is it bleach your hair, go to a tame resort in Mexico and act like you're in a wet t-shirt contest at all times, simulate a faux-lesbo moment by having a stranger do a body shot off your hopefully spf 40'ed body, and then gag over anchovies being in your caesar salad. Yea, that's it.
On a side note, I mentioned last posting that my good friend who goes by the nickname Twatty texted me after the Tamra/ Eddie bathtub scene that she got a totally gay vibe off of him. And that he had to chug an entire glass of red wine only furthered that notion. After this week's episode where Tamra said they had sex to Lady GaGa, my buddy Twatty left a message saying, "Sex while listening to Lady GaGa.... nothing gay about that." I'm just Twatty's messenger......... If you tasted Twatty's divine cooking you'd be her gay-assumption deliverer, errand runner, fluffer, agent, whatever too.