I was all ready to slather my face with some True Renewal lotion, chug a bottle of Pinot, eat some jelly beans, yell for Bobby, and then warmly welcome back those NYC gals. Oh Ramona........... I do miss you so. They were set to air next but something happened, something unexpected. Seems the NYC cast is being pushed til spring and taking its place are the Real Housewives of Miami. What up Bravo? I was a bit peeved until I saw the new batch.
Goodness Gloria Gracious Estefen! A couple of them kinda look alike, seem kinda alike, same drama crap just different gals. There were, however, a couple of faces in that video that really tickled my fancy. First of all, there's Larissa Pippen.
She is to eyebrows what Teresa Guidice is to hairlines. Here's my rendition.
Be still my tweezers!!!!!!!!!!! I've heard the 90's are coming back and Larissa's brow is blazing that trail. Welcome!
Next was this trout-pout.
Her name is Marysol and thanks to my 11 year old nephew I know that Marysol is one of the American Girl dolls. Yes, nephew...... it runs in the family. My nephew's Marysol doll is about 16 inches tall and 100% plastic. This Bravo Marysol doll is probably 5'4" and only about 50 to 60% plastic. Any mouth that augmented gets a thumbs up from me. Welcome.
The rest of them I've already forgotten but I've saved the best for last. Feast your eyes on this.
I don't know what's going on in that photo but I know I endorse it. I'd vote for it. I'd buy it a drink. I'd wear it's perfume. I'd love it as though it were my own mother, father, witch doctor. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Bravo, just when I wonder if your well has run dry--- you pull out the above person. God bless you.