I haven't updated this category in an eternity...... Taking a peak at my blog, I was a bit troubled at the abundance of Real Housewives postings and lack of other content so I just whipped up this little illustration depicting something I saw in the locker room at my gym yesterday. I'm alllllllll about spotting the unusual.... and boy oh boy did I get a people-watching gift. Had just finished with my workout and headed into the maze-like locker room to wash the gym-grime off my hands. I turned a corner and a 40 something dude wearing just a pair of tidy whities was only a few feet away traveling in my direction and something crazy caught my eye.
Let me first address the quality of his inked emblem. I have no tattoos but if I did, I'd splurge and get the best possible- most skilled person to etch my flesh. I made the above illustration too nice looking because the real tat I saw yesterday looked like it was done as a prank while he was passed out drunk. It looked violently and haphazardly drawn. That's my first concern.
Next is..... really? Really?! You want a tiki/ witch doctor head tattooed on your belly? Really? Clearly the -fill in the blank- is that the tattoo's nose is the dude's wang. Does that get someone hot? Let me just go there...... if you're giving oral pleasure to your partner, do you want to be face to face with an angry, tribal witch doctor drawing? If you do, then I want to hear about it.
I was also struck by how nonchalant this guy was strutting around the locker room with a witch doctor tattoo above his unit. Not that he should be wearing a cummerbund.... but.... I don't know. I was perplexed, intrigued, amused and so I had to draw it. That's my process.
If you'd like to see previous entries in this category, then please click here. If you have some crazy tattoo sightings, please feel free to discuss in the comment section.