Have I blogged any of you into watching True Blood yet? If you're a TB virgin, I'd recommend netflix-ing the previous two seasons as jumping in at this point would probably be a tad bit confusing. Or you could just do what I do and pour yourself a strong drink, unzip your pants, and enjoy the bounty of eye candy that this show delivers. And good lord does it ever deliver. I'd offer a recap but as I said in the last posting, I'm pretty confused myself as to what's going on..... My heart was racing a mile a minute during the show with all the revelations, twists, and turns and I kept hitting pause on my TIVO remote in order to see how much time was left. I was so worked up that I shout-asked my partner a number of times, "What the hell is going?!?!!!" And it felt like I had an irregular heartbeat during some of the scenes: when the Vampire was questioning Sookie about what she was, when that King ordered the death of Bill at the hands of his maker Lorraina, when Eric threatened to rip the head off the vampire Queen, when Tara attacked the vampire who wants to turn her, when, when, when....... My heart is pounding again!!!! With moments to spare, I was just about to ask where the f**k was Alcide, and then he appeared..... NUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like a grand finale moment on American Idol--- I expected to see confetti and an all black choir emerge. Here he is...... Joe Manganiello the 6'5" tower of perfection himself.
Take it in...... take it in. There was only the briefest of an ass shot but thanks to slow motion on my TIVO and thanks to the screen caps from a great nudity filled site called Superhero Fan, it's possible to bask in the glory. One amazing ass shot after the jump.
Bam! And god damn! That's Tara in the foreground fleeing the Vampire King's house after beating the shit out of the vamp dude who wants to turn her. Tara knows she's being chased by a werewolf but doesn't know that it's Alcide the good werewolf. If I was Tara, oh lordy.... I'd be running at him and that white tank top would be off and that denim skirt would be up over my head. I mean really.
I'd love to hear from you who haven't read the books because I don't want any spoilers. What do you think is going on? Will the queen vampire be killed? Will Eric kill the king? Will Bill live? Will Lorraina live? Will Tara be turned? What the hell is Sookie? Why is Bill keeping that Stackhouse psychic-tree? And will there be more nude scenes with Joe? Please, please let there be!
That's all for now. Until we meet again next Sunday True Blood, until next Sunday.......