Imagine if you will......... You've eaten most of a large bowl of minestrone soup only to discover a baby mouse near the bottom while walking into a public restroom where ten large men who spent the previous day feasting on lobster burritos and chili con carne are taking loud, explosive #2s and someone hands you a jury duty summons which gives you a paper-cut. Whew! That's what it felt like to me watching last night's The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
This posting is going to be short because even writing this much makes me want to take a stun-gun to my brain. And if I did zap myself with one of those things--- this expression which Teresa had on that mug of hers is probably what I'd look like too.