I remember when those photos taken by Steven Klein of Madonna and Brazilian model Jesus Luz were in W Magazine. The first picture I saw of Jesus where he's walking towards the camera and it's cropped right above his man bits made me shout, "Oh my sweet f**king God!" And also made me want to buy a one-way ticket to Rio. Everyone has their own idea of what's perfect and for me, he's just about there. Then flowed the rumors they were a couple. At 51, I think Madonna deserves to have a 22 boyfriend. Hell yeah! That's my goal when I'm 51. So.... by now you've probably all seen the NSFW unretouched photo of Madonna and Jesus Luz from said shoot which leaked onto the internet last week.
It's....ah..... not exactly a fantasy photo of either of them. After the jump, I have that leaked photo and then a reworked-photoshopped version which I think those two would have preferred to have been leaked. Warning---- there's nudity in the second part of this posting! Very Not Safe For Work.
There it is. I personally think Jesus's wiener looks just perfect however I read tons of comments on other blogs with people ranting and raving about his little wang. He's just getting out of a pool and there may be a bit chill in air? Or maybe he's just not packing a monster down there. Whatever the case, I think he looks pretty f**king amazing. As for Madonna, well.... I think the real sad thing here is how frozen her face looks. Her face is so immobile that it looks like she could be on next season's Real Housewives of Orange County. Being that I'm nonstop silly, I decided to have a bit of photoshop fun with that photo. My apologies to the photographer Steven Klein. I give you a fantasy version which I'm sure their PR team would have preferred to have been leaked.
Madonna and Jesus Effing Christ!
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His penis looks fine to me. No complaints from me.
Funny photo shop job!
Posted by: jake27 | January 31, 2010 at 01:33 PM
Oh my god. I can't take it. You are tooo funny.
Posted by: CHERYL HALL | January 31, 2010 at 07:52 PM
It's not so much the size but the fact that it looks uncut that I find a turn off. Anteaters. Blech.
Posted by: Man | February 01, 2010 at 01:48 PM
That's a thick grower, I can tell...
Posted by: texasblonde | February 01, 2010 at 03:52 PM
Actually, I'm just glad someone else agrees that Madge can't sing (as noted in your RHoC post).
Posted by: blisterina | February 02, 2010 at 12:55 PM
I prefer it in the smaller size. More user friendly. Hot concept though. :)
Posted by: georgiapeach | February 04, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Hee hee!
Posted by: midi | February 14, 2010 at 06:48 PM