I only know Gretchen Rossi from what was shown on the last season of The Real Housewives of Orange County and really is that any way to form an accurate opinion about her? Maybe. So if someone was to call Gretchen a manipulative, gold-digging, attention whore simply based on her behavior last season--- would that person be correct? Or would that description be too harsh? Hard to know as so much conflicting info came out about her during and after the show's airing. On the positive side, I will say that Gretchen does have magical bangs, glistening veneers, and a bangin' body. She's also just received $2.5 million from her deceased fiance Jeff Beitzel. That can buy a lot of blond extensions. Good for you Gretchen, I guess.
So does anyone really give a shit about this story? I read it earlier this morning on Dlisted and was more captured by the above picture of her walking on the beach and as I looked at her, I imagined that toned physique transforming into a stack of cash with those bangs covering most of her face. Creating that vision was my true inspiration for this posting.
Love Gretchen, hate Gretchen, envy her, care less about her...... she is laughing, through those giant veneers, all the way to the bank.