Behold Alexis Bellino the latest addition to the Orange County cast. She looks fairly normal, kind of like an entertainment reporter. I'm getting a Nancy Odell vibe from her in that picture. I'm hoping that calm and slightly frozen face is masking her true nature: an aggressively vicious man-eating, husband-stealing, lie-telling gold digger. Kind of like Gretchen. Or perhaps she's a simple, kindhearted gal? :) From chronicling this series for several years now, I've been fortunate to get lots of insider dish from people who are involved with the show. One of my favorite gossip birdies dropped off a delightful email just the other day with some choice info about Alexis. According to my birdie:
"Alexis and her husband are renting a house for the filming to fake out viewers."
And....
"Her husband is dying to have a 'celebrity' wife."
And....
"She's dumber than a bag of hammers."
Thank you gossip birdie! Could Alexis actually be dumber than Lynne? Is that even possible? I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meanwhile, you can read more about the "32-year-old spicy blond who unabashedly lives life on her terms" in this E! Online article. You can also have a look at Alexis getting chummy with Gretchen in this Radar Online article. With all that blond hair and botox, it's hard to tell who's who in that photo.
Looking forward to meeting and drawing you Alexis! Until then.............
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The husband's are always "Entrepeneur's" which means they don't really do anything and usually have a lot of failed businesses
I was looking at the photo's is he the guy in front with the double chin's?
Posted by: Bryan | July 15, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Love it, just keep the booze flowing and watch it all fall apart!
Posted by: Lisa Brower | July 15, 2009 at 04:26 PM
32? Bitch, please...
But if she is as dumb as a box of hammers, Our Lady Of Woo Hoo will be able to handle it. One trip to a 'posh' eatery (oddly located in a strip mall) and Vikkers will have her sliced into cutlets.
I'm going to do some breathing into a paper bag because I have heard that Tamra will not return this season. I'm ok...I'm fine...I"M FINE!
Posted by: I'm ashamed I love this show | July 15, 2009 at 07:23 PM
Good grief, it's a bimbo-athon.
Posted by: Blisterina | July 16, 2009 at 05:47 PM
Hopefully not another boring season!
Posted by: Megan | July 16, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Did u see that the LuMann the Cuntess' husband is tryin to get back with her since dumpin his African princess? LOL.
Posted by: borgqueen | July 17, 2009 at 06:42 AM
Did ANYONE see Beverly/Danielle on that Andy Cohen thing, "Watch What happends" ? better yet did you see what she was wearing!?!?!
Posted by: Bryan | July 17, 2009 at 04:06 PM
Everyone is coming back, Jeana is coming back mid-season. Should be an interesting time with this much estrogen!
Posted by: Maria | July 17, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Can you believe the NYC housewives want SIX figures each, its time for new NYC housewives!
Posted by: Bryan | July 19, 2009 at 04:09 AM
Hm, new one doesn't look like as much fun to draw. Sure hope that changes!
Posted by: Terry | July 20, 2009 at 04:32 AM
thanks for the info Tamra!
Posted by: B | July 20, 2009 at 12:39 PM
No Tamra!
I won't watch.
Say it ain't so!
Posted by: steve | July 22, 2009 at 05:55 PM
Alexis is such a made up name, she is probably a Jennifer. If you can't afford to keep up with your hair color then don't color at all.
Posted by: maggie | July 22, 2009 at 07:14 PM
Yeah, this Alexis is shaddy, but they all are. If she wasn't lying and cheating all while manipulating her husband...it wouldn't be on TV!
Posted by: Orange County Movers | July 27, 2009 at 01:04 PM
i looooooove her! she's the hottest one. i just got the stella and dot ring she wore last night from www.stelladot.com/boutiquemix. i love love her style and fashion. got the ring. now looking for the necklace. help??
Posted by: natira | December 04, 2009 at 02:35 PM
I happen to like a few of the Orange County Housewives, but this Alexis chick has got to go
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