Let me cover a few important stats from last week's True Blood. It took 11 minutes into the show before we saw Jason Stackhouse shirtless. Too long! It took 13 minutes before we saw Eggs shirtless. Unacceptable! And 17 minutes before we saw Bill shirtless. I'm writing an angry email after I post this! All was forgiven at about 35 minutes into the program when Sarah Newlin, the minister's wife of the Christian anti-vampire cult The Light Of Day Institute, decided to slip into the bathroom where Jason Stackhouse was enjoying a soak after a long day of Soldiers Of The Sun training. Oh Sarah knew what she was doing when dressed in that kitschy floral print cardigan, high-waisted jeans, and a perfect blow out--- locked the bathroom door behind her and slinked up to the bathing stud. Even if that tub was filled with ice water, it would instantly boiled when his fine ass hit it.
Jason was all "HUH?" and "Wha?" as his brow furrowed and guiltily looked around like a kid opening a Christmas present early. Sarah cautiously yet determinedly began her seduction of Mr Stackouse. She went New Testament as she began her moves. Crouched by the tub, she pushed up her right sleeve, grabbed a shower puff, and gently started rubbing his perfectly toned pecs. "Mary Magdalene washed the feet of Jesus and dried them with her hair."
Jason seemed confused.
"She admired Jesus...." Sarah went on, "She loved him. And she wanted to show him....." This she said as the hand holding the shower puff dropped below the water's surface on an express course for his goods. Lucky girl. Jason kind of tried to stop her but she insisted that she was just rewarding him for a good day's training. It's God reward. Then she said the best thing ever which I put in the title of this posting. "Let me help you find your way back to joy" as she began jerking him off under the water.
How's about a round of applause for Sarah?!
That's the look on Jason's face as he was receiving his reward. It looked like he found his joy in about three seconds. :)
In my last posting, I said that Egg's backside was my mental safe place. This week I've changed it to that bathtub. If I'm having a stressful time this week and need a Calgon, Take Me Away moment--- I'll be thinking of Jason in that tub. I'm not sure if thinking of a nude, soaking Jason will in fact de-stress me, but it certainly will make that moment more pleasant.
That's it for this week. I know it's a shorty but I've got a number of things I'm working on. Back soon!
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