File this one under "Oh come on... really?" It turns out someone has issued not one, but two death threats against my favorite "momma dog" housewife of all time--- Vicki with an i Gunvalson. Say it ain't so! Besides wanting Vicki to be safe and sound, which I really do, I also want her to be around for season five of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Selfish on my part? Sure. But seriously, how f**king boring would that show be without her? Survey says--- really boring! Please, please, please Bravo, hire a swat team to guard our sweet, delectable, desirable, drawable Vicki.
Here's the scoop via TMZ, the CNN of the gossip blog world, Vicki received one of the threats through a phone call -- and the other through an email sent to another cast member from the show, Jeana Keough. The email told Keough not to worry about Gunvalson because she "would take care of Vicki for her."
Let's all squeeze into our favorite overly-embellished age-inappropriate skanky-top, pour ourselves a dirty martini with three blue cheese stuffed olives, raise our glasses and voices, and let out the loudest WOO HOO we possibly can. Let's do that in support of our reality TV treasure. I know I tease her a lot, but I do wish her well. Be safe Vicki.
Please click here to see all my Real Housewives of the OC recaps and drawings. The above illustration is an oldie, but a goodie. It's ink on paper with digital color and a little love.
I haven't been posting so much the last few weeks as I have a couple projects in the works which are eating up my spare time. Thanks to all of you who are sticking around. I definitely appreciate it.
Also a thanks to Deena for sending me the TMZ article.
I'll bet Frankie did it. He's been waiting for the right time to take her ass out.
Posted by: jimmy | March 30, 2009 at 09:22 PM
Jimmy, I was thinking the exact same thing! Too funny.
Posted by: Gilmore | March 30, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Or maybe the blonde former assistant who has never been seen, heard or spoken of again. It is like a game of CLUE, who wants to wack VickI.
Posted by: Maggie | March 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM
I never got into Boobs, Botox'n'Bikini Housewives, but from what i have seen, Vicki is the head trainwreck on that show!
Posted by: bob | March 31, 2009 at 04:35 AM
I can't help but wonder why Vicki with and i and Tamra stick with this reality series.
Tamra's husband lost his job because of the series, Vicki is loosing her mind and her husband. It can't still be worth it but I guess they like the attention no matter bad or good.
Posted by: suz | March 31, 2009 at 05:46 AM
It was Don. Had to be.
Posted by: Sweet Herald | March 31, 2009 at 07:16 AM
I have to tell you, I LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog. The Housewives recaps (and drawings!) kill me. I can't wait to see what you do with the RH from New Joisy.
Posted by: Julie | March 31, 2009 at 07:56 AM
Wondered where you'd been...glad to know you've got stuff in the works! Can't wait to see what you're up to! This story about Vicki is disturbing. Too bad there are so many nutjobs in the world who try and ruin the fun for the rest of us! : )
Posted by: Jaime | March 31, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Wha? Who wants to hurt Vicki...where would the show be without her plus you know she's insured up the wazoo and insurance companies just cant pay that out right now either.
Posted by: Jeff | March 31, 2009 at 01:08 PM