I've taken a mini break from visiting celebrity gossip blogs so that image above may have already been plastered on every site. It was new to me when my reader who prefers to remain nameless sent that screen cap from the last episode of the Real Housewives of OC along with the name of the hand gesture Ryan is "throwing up." And you may just throw up when you read its meaning. Or you might be turned on, inspired, and look at it as a homework assignment? It's called The Shocker and clearly it's an appropriate hand signal for an elegant dinner party. Want to know what that means? If you're eating or drinking anything, you will probably want to go ahead and swallow before you read on.......
From Wikipedia:
The shocker, also known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink", is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock". Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar. Occasionally, the thumb may be positioned so that it may stimulate the clitoris.
I think unwitting anus may be my favorite new term.
On that subject, I've had this talk with a good female friend of mine whose husband is always trying to f**k her in her a*s and with a gay friend of mine who is reluctant to experience some lovin' back there. I'm not going to go into too much detail, but I will say that I told both of them to take the same approach to a*s love as if they were having company over. Meaning, if friends are invited over for a party, you'd want to go ahead and tidy your place up. Your home should be clean, nice, and smelling good. Your guests should have a pleasant stay and when they talk about their night in your home, you don't want them to say it was dirty and smelled like sh*t. Got it? So if you're thinking about pulling The Shocker on an unwitting anus that wasn't expecting company, well..... you may be the one whose in for the shock.
Hope that helps.
Notice that Ryan the "man-whore" is looking at dear old Mom as he makes this gesture.
Posted by: M. O'Connell | January 19, 2009 at 06:36 PM
mmm if i were a women i'll try it.. sound weird.. but come on n_n
Posted by: daniel | January 19, 2009 at 09:32 PM
Gilmore,
Love love love your blog and snark! Thanks for always making me laugh out loud at your drawings. Pageant Bangs oppps I mean Gretchen is priceless.
Hopefully one of your other bloggers has the lovely screen cap of our resident NOT so hottest housewife doing her little hand and mouth gesture in last week episode........
Posted by: OCer | January 19, 2009 at 11:27 PM
I'm sure Tamra's all kinds of proud.
Posted by: Carlos | January 20, 2009 at 06:27 AM
Too funny... At college hockey games my fellow collegiates would throw "the shocker" at the opponents to taunt them. I didn't know what it meant for the longest time until my boyfriend told me. It made me a little uncomfortable after I found out. I never participated in "the shocker" jeer ever again.
Posted by: Vanessa | January 20, 2009 at 08:52 AM
omg.. .how did i not see ryan do that???!
Posted by: deena | January 20, 2009 at 09:48 AM
With regard to Tamra's hand and mouth gesture, she did it to Vicki, but was referring to Gretchen. Who do you think was the male part of that equation? Not Lynn's husband, nor Don, nor Simon. Surely not Brian Malarkey, the Top Chef who catered the dinner. Gee, I wonder who's left?
Yup, you guessed it. Like Ma Barker, that Tamra is.
Posted by: M. O'Connell | January 20, 2009 at 10:25 AM
I missed it too! Jesus, what a skeeze bag. I dont know which of the two is more fug, Two Faced Hag or Nugget Boy whos hairline is as weak as Bush. Poor Gretchen. Tamra is just jealous that Gretchen only looks about 40 to her 55...
btw-I've read your site for ages (months) and am so happy to see your nephew being supported emotionally and creatively
<3
Posted by: VanRo | January 20, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Besides the "shocker" how about "nuggett" is it 2 g's or 2 t"s, don't know. I had never heard of the meaning of that term before. I am not sure if it was posted on here or not what is means google it in the urban dictionary, I am getting such an education from this show. Maybe Tam should take Vici's advice and put here last group of kids in private school that must have been one hell of a public one Ryan attended, maybe Tam home schooled the lil bugger. Bet he was breast fed past 2.
Posted by: Maggie | January 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM
It has been said he was flashing the hand gesture for his friends so that when they watched the show they would know that is what he was planning to do to Gretchen.
Nice family those Barney's.
This disproves Tamra's blog that Ryan didn't have bad intentions.
Posted by: suz | January 20, 2009 at 05:27 PM
He seems like a guy who would videotape you while having sex without your permission then share it to all his friends... He's kinda cute though. I'd let him hit it.
Posted by: Lorenz | January 20, 2009 at 05:28 PM
yuk
Posted by: suz | January 20, 2009 at 06:03 PM
Gilmore-
with all that happened in this episode the fact that the shocker is your blog topic is why I keep coming back. I see where Tamra is coming from but I may be biased. How do you not love a woman who compares an oyster to a beer bong
Posted by: Margo | January 20, 2009 at 06:12 PM
"Man Whore" is letting him off the light. The guy is a total date rapist in waiting...and Tamra is apparently his accomplice.
They probably keep GHB in the medicine cabinet.
Posted by: Anti-Couric | January 20, 2009 at 07:16 PM
Anti-Couric! You are so spot on. That was my very first impression of this "family." They reminded me of something from "Wicked Attraction" on Discovery. Tamra is the facilitator and a leering, creepy Simon would be watching. I felt that if the cameras weren't there, a rape would have occurred.
Like I said, Tamra is Ma Barker.
I blogged that notion on Bravo's site at least seven times -- never got on the board. I guess it's okay for them to show it on national television, but not okay for anyone to address it on their site.
Posted by: M. O'Connell | January 20, 2009 at 08:06 PM
What really made me laugh was in last night's episode when Tamra said Gretchen would probably raise little brats if she had children!
Ha! I honestly almost snarfed my tea! She may raise brats but at least they won't be date rapists with questionable tattoos ("Nugget"? Seriously?)
Posted by: Anti-Couric | January 21, 2009 at 06:43 AM
And, from last nights eisode
Tam: Gretchen, I think she is jealous of what I have.
Tam: Gretchen just needs to stop that partying.
Yes Tam, you are so much better than Gretchen. It is not like you planned to get her drunk off her ass so she could make a fool out of herselfand be rey to your fugly ervert son and husband and you for that matter, ickky poo. And I am sure she would love to have a great son just like Ryan. I agree with poster above and the GHP. I can totally see the 3 of them picking up some girl/guy giving them some GHP and then leaving them at a rest stop in the middle of no where after performing acts that make the shocker seem subtle, totally creeping me out.
You could tell Gretchen had no memory of what happened at the party and was feeling that drunk guilt. I know I did something bad, people are snickering at me and i am just kinda not wanting to know how bad and taking the blame for it . Wonder how she feels now after watching the show.
Posted by: Maggie | January 21, 2009 at 08:04 AM
Vicki and Gretchen have the table manners of someone who grew up at Medieval Times (one of those venues where you aren't given utensils to eat with). Tamra, please share your manners coach with them...and Bravo please send them to lessons before you let them eat on camera again! Can't bear to see them sawing their food with their knives and seeing Vicki with pasta hanging out of her mouth...while talking!
Posted by: Shatzilkf | January 21, 2009 at 08:18 AM
once again you have cracked me up! And for the people that take things so serious...get a life! The show is for entertainment only. No one drugged anyone and it was me and my BIG drunk mouth saying "lets get her drunk" BIG DEAL! Simon and Ryan had nothing to do with anything. I might add no one held a gun to her head either! You guys would be bored stiff if you really saw how I lived.
okay the finger thing is just gross! I wont even ask him about that one. some things are better left unsaid.
David come over and lets do a shot with Vicki!
Posted by: Tamra | January 21, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Gotta agree that we're reaching a new level of Reality show creepy with Tamra and her skeezy son: Nothing like envying some bimbo for being even an even more vacuous plastic surgery blonde twit than you are, then getting revenge by maliciously getting her stumbling drunk and setting her up to be date raped by your bisexual predator spawn Ryan, who probably needs to be in state mandated counseling 7 days a week.
Sonny proundly flashing mom The Shocker to depict his anticipated bathroom conquest is just the cringe inducing icing on the cake.
I apologize if this could have anyway been created solely in the show's edit bay, but on this one it doesn't look like the video is manipulated. Yikes.
Posted by: Biff | January 21, 2009 at 03:11 PM
wow Tamra if that really is you. Ick!
I would ask your son why he flashed you that hand signal.
Also, I thought because you had Indian blood you were going to quit drinking.
You also are missing the point on being a host. You are accountable to your guests and if they are getting drunk you cut them off not give them more booze.
At some point in drinking you don't know what you are doing and one hopes that they are in the company of people who will stop them from drinking more.
OH well like I have said you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
Posted by: suz | January 21, 2009 at 04:08 PM
you make my day. you are so damn funny and the wonderful drawings of vicki are killing me i am laughing so hard.
Posted by: shannonturner | January 21, 2009 at 04:32 PM
It seems to me none of the very fabulous posters here, except for one maybe,sold their families right to privacy for a few dollars. If you get the check in the mail for doing so and behave in a manner that most people find disturbing expect the criticism. Tam if that is you, you still have 3 young children who might have a chance to maybe turn out normal??? Take some of the observations here to heart and make some changes. Your son, yourself and your husband are vile. We all have lives and do not need to sell our private lies for entertainment. The rest of the show is a hoot as is Gilmore, you have some serious problems if you can't even see how disturbing your behavior was.
Posted by: Maggie | January 21, 2009 at 05:22 PM
What about your hand gesture Tamra?
And by the way, no one takes you seriously and we ARE being entertained. What is it exactly that you're doing?
Posted by: M. O'Connell | January 21, 2009 at 07:28 PM
If you think Ryan is trash on tv, look at his myspace.
Posted by: Ballet | January 22, 2009 at 02:32 AM
Tamara, you are a terrible hostess. you don't get a guest drunk!! you are a person with few morals! ...trash...
Posted by: laura | February 28, 2009 at 04:46 AM
That man has heart to do that in front of the ladies. Every man dreams of doing it to the women on that show.
Posted by: The Shocker | August 18, 2009 at 08:04 AM
UNWITTING ANUS! I'm getting a goldfish tomorrow just so I may name SOMETHING that. Tamra's son is a gross loser. Not as bad as Lauri Waring's failure, but a failure nonetheless.
Posted by: McKick | January 28, 2011 at 08:08 PM