Sarah Palin was seen yesterday carrying an ECO friendly tote bag happily promoting her love of murdering moose. The caption read, "Real Women Hunt Moose." Take that you peaceful latte drinking liberals! So according to that one, if you don't shoot moose, and I'm guessing wolves with a high powered rifle from a helicopter either, then you're not a real woman? Hmmmmm...???? None of the women I know have ever killed a moose, so are they not real? Are my mom, sisters, and female friends not real? Oh no... they're all fake. Darn you Palin for pointing that out!
Taking all this into consideration, I decided to come up with an alternative image and catch phrase. How about Real Women Do NOT Hunt Moose? If you like that, you can purchase a t-shirt, tote bag, and more on my cafe press store. We'll start with this lovely tote bag. You peaceful non animal slaughters out there can carry whatever peaceful people carry around. Gum? Or if you are a moose hunter, you can be ironic and carry ammo and moose bait (?) in this tote.
If you like that idea, you can also purchase it as a kicky t-shirt in a variety of colors. Note the design is different from the above image. More shopping options!
I am the artist and author of this blog and I approve this posting.
I know time$ are tough, but if you help this blogger out and purcha$e $ome merchandi$e, I'd be forever grateful. And, I'm sure some moose would be pleased as well.
Again, please click on over to my cafe press shop for more options. Thanks!!!!