Everyday seems to bring a new batch of Amy Winehouse photos showing her looking more like a cracked up cadaver than a 24 year old. Yes, she's really only 24--- I googled it twice. She turns 25 next month.... hopefully! So I decided to combine my all consuming love of the summer Olympics and my wish that Amy will pull her beehived head out of her scrawny ass and get it together. I'm showing her in a completely implausible situation as a disciplined and focused gymnast. Above is Miss Winehouse mid floor routine. She begins with a 78% chance of showing up late, a 95% chance of forgetting her routine, a 65% chance of passing out, and 42% chance of getting booed by the audience for dedicating her final tumbling run to Blake incarcerated.
Oh Amy, why do you make me do this?
If you want to see something truly disturbing, click here and scroll half way down the page. You'd swear you were seeing the mummified hand of 18th century dirt farmer, but no--- it's just Amy being filthy.