Unfortunately, no. This is just a little something I cooked up with photoshop. I was basically forced to create this fantasy image as Nelly's ads so far have been a complete tease. I am totally on board with rapper/ hot piece of ass Nelly being the face and bulge of Sean John underwear. However what I don't like are underwear ads where the dude still has his pants on. I get if it's a jean's ad, but for an underwear ad- unacceptable. The bible says something like don't hide your lantern under a bushel. Which in this case roughly translates to "Hey Nelly, whip it out." Well, that's my translation anyway. Sorry to get so religious on you all.
Nelly needs to take a lesson from David Beckham on how to affectively feature a bulge. Mr. Beckham's package has been inescapable (not that I was trying to escape) for what seems like forever. It's hard to even remember a time when David Beckham's Armani covered crotch wasn't in every magazine.
I am just hoping this long slow tease of Nelly underwear ads with his pants still on is leading to a big pay off. My wish is that in the final reveal, Mr Nelly is in a thong or a jock strap and he'll be shot from all angles. Especially from behind. And maybe he's bent over. Those are the ads I want to see, and if Sean John won't produce those, well.......then I'll just have to make my own.
Your move Sean John.
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