Is this Nelly's new ad for Sean John underwear?

Unfortunately, no.  This is just a little something I cooked up with photoshop.  I was basically forced to create this fantasy image as Nelly's ads so far have been a complete tease.  I am totally on board with rapper/ hot piece of ass Nelly being the face and bulge of Sean John underwear.  However what I don't like are underwear ads where the dude still has his pants on.  I get if it's a jean's ad, but for an underwear ad- unacceptable.  The bible says something like don't hide your lantern under a bushel.  Which in this case roughly translates to "Hey Nelly, whip it out."   Well, that's my translation anyway.  Sorry to get so religious on you all.

Nelly needs to take a lesson from David Beckham on how to affectively feature a bulge.  Mr. Beckham's package has been inescapable (not that I was trying to escape) for what seems like forever.  It's hard to even remember a time when David Beckham's Armani covered crotch wasn't in every magazine.
I am just hoping this long slow tease of Nelly underwear ads with his pants still on is leading to a big pay off.  My wish is that in the final reveal, Mr Nelly is in a thong or a jock strap and he'll be shot from all angles.  Especially from behind.  And maybe he's bent over.  Those are the ads I want to see, and if Sean John won't produce those, well.......then I'll just have to make my own. 
Your move Sean John.

Want to see more of my fantasy underwear images?

Tom Brady meets Tom of Finland.

Raise your hands for Beckham.

Oscar De La Hoya bonus fishnet stocking photos. 

Comments

[midevil]

I think the perfect underwear ad would be one in which he'd be completely naked, with the underwear tossed aside, in the corner of the pic.

[~tOkKa]

-->> HA !!

>v<

[Gilmore]

Hey Midevil!
You described the best possible ad!
Thanks.

[midevil]

Gilmore Babes,

No problem! Now get to work on it! :D