Justin TimBulgelake

My attention was grabbed last week by the story that Justin Timberlake's penis is so huge, it had to be digitally reduced in his speedo scene from the upcoming film, The Love Guru.  Perhaps movie theater owners were concerned that his massive bulge would incite wide spread jerking off?  I'm not sure if I believe the speculation as it might be just promotional hype for the film.  That said, I'll definitely be paying careful attention to Mr Timberlake's swimsuit area and may even bring a pair of binoculars so I can zoom in and try and find some pixelated spots.
To my knowledge no stills have been leaked onto the internet of Justin's unaltered bulge so decided to create my own. Here goes Mr Timberlake's bountiful bulge in all its glory. 

After I made the above image, I googled mens intimate apparel and I found so many frightfully funny images.  There were plenty of sheer, lace up the side briefs and mesh trunks with break away crotches.  I found an especially funny strappy jock strap and thought it might look good on Justin.  Let's have a look......

Hmmmm... not sure??????? 
Then I found a body suit/ thong and had to put it on JT.  A body suit/ thong is always a fantastic look on a man.  There are so many ways to dress it up- perhaps you can belt it and pair it with a page boy cap?  Or you can wear it with jeans and cowboy boots?  Or you just wear it alone?   

Not necessarily a bad look.  :)  Or is it?
And of course I had to take it a step too far.  This is truly NSFW and rather vile. Sorry in advance.  If you'd like to see a truly tasteless version of Justin in a patriotic g-string then have a look here.  Again, sorry.   

Comments

[bonni]

Yes, indeed, you did take it a step too farThat g-string bulge is... Well. I laughed so loudly that I startled the cat, but then again, I have a strange sense of humour, and well, testicles are just FUNNY, you know? ;) (Just ask Cisco Adler!)

The thing that alarms me, though, is that someone posed for that photo and then uploaded it to the net... *shudder*

[DoodleWhore.com]

I don't think you took it far enough. More please!

[tiffanyyy]

Way too funny! Your imagination drives me wild!