This posting is, unfortunately, just a figment of my imagination. My dirty, wishful imagination paired with photoshop. When I saw these photos of Hugh Jackman and his "trainer" I had a mild seizure and went blind for about thirty seconds. If I had a "trainer" that looked like that, I'd be "training" right now. I'd make sure he "trained" me first thing in the morning and last thing at night. And perhaps a quick "training" session mid-day. Weekends we'd have marathon sessions where we'd take turns "training" each other in various positions. I'd be so sore from "training" that I'd find it difficult to walk. But I wouldn't complain. No. I'd take those "training" sessions like a man and only ask for more. More "training"...... more, more, more, more.....yes, yeS, yES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times.
Below is a clearly spent Hugh and his "trainer" enjoying a nice walk on the beach after a vigorous "training" session.
Ahhhhhhhhh. Did I exaggerate about Hugh's "trainer"? Here they are later that day about to embark on another round of "training."
Below, the "trainer" is taking a moment to commend Hugh on his stamina, longevity, and spectacular chest hair. Hugh giggles and awkwardly punches his "trainer" in the shoulder while mouthing the words "I'm so hot for you right now." The "trainer" suggests that perhaps Hugh's facial hair is a bit silly. Hugh sternly informs his "trainer" that the "silly" facial hair is for his role in the upcoming Wolverine film. And, goes on to question if his "trainer" really knows him at all? The "trainer", however, won't hear it and barks back at Hugh saying he always puts work first.
They have their first fight.
Fortunately their quarrel is followed by some hot make-up "training". And that's usually the best kind.
I thought the above image would look rather sexy as a silhouette.
And finally, here the lads are enjoying some playful time in the surf.
Again, this posting is just a figment of my imagination. I'll be imagining all sorts of scenarios with those two. Thank you Hugh and thank you "trainer" for your photos which have given me so much joy and material.
Ahhh, Hugh Jackman. He can be my daddy any day....
He's a pretty brave soul, though, swimming at this time of year. It's late autumn here in Australia (the equivalent of November in the Northern Hemisphere), and yet there's Hugh, splashing around in the surf at Bondi Beach.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you... ;)
Posted by: Bonni Elizabeth Hall | June 01, 2008 at 03:30 PM
*gulp*
Posted by: midevil | June 01, 2008 at 04:22 PM
You've gotten frighteningly good with photoshop!! I mean it, I'm frightened.
Posted by: Alexis | June 02, 2008 at 05:39 AM
Wow, great photoshop job!
Posted by: kate | June 02, 2008 at 06:39 AM
Amazing.
Posted by: Johnny | June 02, 2008 at 07:09 AM
LMAO! Oh God David... you crack me up.
Posted by: Trey Cruz | June 02, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Wow, whoever did these Photoshops is really good! I had to click on the link and see the actual photos just to see the originals. I wonder if someone might be hearing from Hugh's lawyers on these, they're so good.
Just saying...
Posted by: dew | June 02, 2008 at 02:25 PM
if you hadn't noted it - I wouldn't have known these were photoshopped!
PhotoShop is some new fangled Devilry I can't cope with........
Posted by: Becca Baby | June 02, 2008 at 03:18 PM
HOT!very sexy!
Exellent job!
Posted by: ILOVEZ | June 02, 2008 at 03:50 PM
This is good. Very good.
Posted by: Brian | June 02, 2008 at 05:26 PM
You are so freaking awesome! This is just one of the best things I've ever seen on any blog.
Man... it's midnight, and all of a sudden I'm inspired to go train right now!
Posted by: Aman Chaudhary | June 03, 2008 at 12:15 AM
NO! NO! NO !
THAT CAN'T BE.........
I GET HIM FIRST
ADAM
LOL LOLAL
Posted by: ADAM | June 03, 2008 at 06:37 AM
I saw those pics and I was like OMFG I haven't seen those! Then I realized you made them up...what a good job! I took a second glance there! :)
Posted by: Taylor Blue | June 03, 2008 at 07:49 AM
your photoshopping just took these pictures to places my mind had already gone. I used to have such a huge crush on Hugh (saw "The Boy from Oz" 2x!) before I got my gaydar fixed.
Posted by: PROCRASTINATING | June 05, 2008 at 07:33 AM
Did anyone notice the thumb is on the wrong side for a left hand palm forward in the holding hands photo. The photo has been photoshoped.
Posted by: Frank | February 15, 2009 at 08:28 PM
I don't know about the thumb being on the wrong side, but in both pictures of them holding hands, the hands that are holding are the EXACT same, just one is a little bit bigger.
Posted by: Darrick | May 02, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Hello! Hello! Are you people reading what I wrote? Yes, those images are photoshopped. There are no thumbs on the wrong side either. The one Frank is referring to, Hugh's arm is in front of the "trainers". Yes, I used the same holding hands for both images. As I said, it's photoshop and my wishful thinking.
Thanks to everyone who looks and comments.
xoxo
The blog author and artist.
Posted by: Gilmore | May 04, 2009 at 07:15 PM
WoW dind't imagine that those photos where made by photoshop. I was thinking that were real.
Posted by: Devil Woman 24 | July 02, 2009 at 03:38 PM