Miley Cyrus 2010?
I was blissfully unaware of who Miley Cyrus was until this past New Year's Eve. My other half and I were home watching Ryan Seacrest's countdown (sad) and there in the middle of New York's winter was Miley Cyrus atop a building wearing a low cut sparkly top. I had zero idea who this person was that was working/ rocking/ owning the top of that building. After her performance Ryan made mention that she was only 15. I hit pause on my TIVO and rewound five seconds. Yes, that person who I guessed had to be in her twenties was only 15. I turned to my other half and said, "Meet the new Britney. This is going to be messy."
I'm afraid Miley is heading to the dark side. The Vanity Fair shoot may be an early indicator of this young girl who is being sexualized way, way, way, way, way, way, way too soon. We'll see where this goes........ I'm afraid she will be giving me and other bloggers material for quite some time though.
Above is a peak where she may be going.
Love it, love it, love it! Great job on that.
Posted by:MsMerlin | April 29, 2008 at 07:33 AM
Yeah, I saw her on the New Years thing...she displayed absolutely no concept of anybody or anything of importance other than herself. I guess it's called "promotion" but rather than blather about how great her own life and career are, she would have come off so much better had she simply responded to the actual event taking place all around her. Say something about the freakin' par-tay, for the love of Pete. I believe that was what Ryan (wasn't he the host?) was shooting for - her thoughts/feelings about being at the most widely publicized New Year's bash, not how "amazing" she is. Billy Ray, get a grip on this before it's too late, if it's not already.
Posted by:boomchakaboom | April 29, 2008 at 09:24 AM
This is really funny! Great work! Love it!
Posted by:piebuko | April 29, 2008 at 09:43 AM
This poptart degraded (or should that be upgraded?) her G-rated Disney image with that PG-rated Vanity Fair photo shoot (supposedly she had "parental guidance" on that one). Your photo is HIlarious!! Too funny. Seriously, save it on the desktop...I highly doubt you'll have to wait until 1010 to compare it with real paparazzi photos. Are there parentals in the house? Get a grip quick Billy Ray.
Posted by:LivingInGeneva | April 29, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Her tongue needs to look a little greener, eh--but otherwise, smashing!
Posted by:midevil | April 29, 2008 at 02:25 PM
Seriously Astute. What a New York columist says affirms your opinion.
MILEY CYRUS may be too dumb to know better. At 15, this budding tartlet from Tennessee hasn't set foot inside a school for five years.
But even that mental lapse fails to explain why members of her family served her up like a tasty hors d'oeuvre to the Vanity Fair photographer, Annie Leibovitz, who posed the "Hannah Montana" diva like Lindsay Lohan Long Island trailer trash.
Enough! First, Lindsay went off the rails. Then Britney lost her mind. Now "Zoey 101" star Jamie Lynn Preggers is not welcome in my house.
Miley Cyrus was the exception. But I'm afraid my 9-year-old daughter will not tolerate this diversion from gooey Disney standards. From now on, the working story in the house is that the TV fell from the window. Forever.
Making things worse, comes word from Miley's shame-faced dad, Billy Ray Cyrus - a one-hit wonder who lives like a leech off his billion-dollar baby - that he and the wife left the Vanity Fair shoot minutes before Miley eagerly stripped naked.
And he's upset!
But I suspect ol' Billy Ray is more concerned with the potential flight of the Benjamins than he is with anything his daughter did while left in the care of her grandmother and teacher.
But near-nudity is not even the worst part. In another photo, Billy Ray is featured in a provocative pose with his underage girl, who wears a glazed expression while Dad's hand is placed dangerously near her breast, and her jeans appear to abandon her hips.
Also, Billy Ray was present when Miley gave an accompanying interview that revealed the star's awesome intellect and thoughts as deep as the Gowanus Canal. She even commented on the photo shoot. "I think it's really artsy. It wasn't in a skanky way . . . and you can't say no to Annie. She's so cute."
Guess what, monster-truck fans? Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears have company in the Parents of the Year sweepstakes.
andrea.peyser@nypost.com
Posted by:Kittah | April 30, 2008 at 05:48 AM
gringos weones
na q ver mamones chupense la que le s cuelga
agilaossssssssss
viva miley y los latinos bknes
Posted by:javi | May 10, 2008 at 01:17 PM