Pretty On The Outside

What's PRETTY today? And what's not...................................

Steph and Alek in HX.  Oh La La Mag

Did Posh misplace a couple things?  Pink Is The New Blog

Name that Cameltoe!  CityRag

This is sad.  Ling Ling the Panda passes away.  Dlisted

Lindsay huffs and puffs and blows smoke like a ........... WWTDD

F#$k American Idol!  Bring on So You Think You Can Dance!!!!  Hunk Du Jour

Who wants to f#$k a farmer?  You might after seeing this....... SOW

Katie Holmes is going to Camp No Fun. Popbytes

The above image is a photo of Amy Winehouse mashed in with an illustration I did of her.

Hey Paula. What's in that red cup?

This is a painting I did about a year ago and yet it seems quite fitting to post it again today.  I'm sure it will be fitting to post again next year and the year after and so on as long as American Idol is on the air.   If you didn't catch the yuckfest last night which has inspired this posting, then here's what it's about........ 
The five remaining contestants last night sang two Neil Diamond songs and the judges full comments were to be given at the end of the second song.  After the first songs were sung and before the second songs had been started, Ryan asked the judges to briefly give their thoughts.  Remember, they haven't yet sung the second song which everyone seems to know except Paula. 
You go Paula!  You go pour yourself another drink.
At this point she's the only reason I watch that show.  Enjoy the train wreck........

What's PRETTY, what's extremely HOT, and what makes me CRINGE today?

Hot:  David Beckham courting Gilette, BIC, and me.  Oh La La Mag

Cringe: Tom Cruise + Oprah + this friday = ????????  Pink Is The New Blog

Hot: Robert Buckley deserves an award for best beach photos ever.  Dlisted

Cringe:  John Travolta + Tom of Finland = ???????  CityRag

Pretty:  Iman toots.  Celebrity Smack

Double Cringe: Miley and Billy Ray vs Hulk Hogan and Brooke. Webmaster's Is My Bitch

Pretty, Hot, and Cringe:  Britney walks around Bally's in a towel.  SOW

Talented:  My friend Samuel's blog.  When Will This Boat Dock?

Where oh where did my Winehouse go?

Come back to us Amy........

What's PRETTY today and what's jacked up.................................

Coachella looks pretty hot, especially Ian Somerhaldermynewboyfriend.  Oh La La Mag

Dog The Bounty Hunter and his wife have pretty fabulous taste.  Dlisted

Miley Cyrus is pretty much in the early stages of BritneyLindsayParis-itis.  Towleroad

Yeah Heather Lochlear looks pretty good for 46 but who is that guy by her?  SOW

I hope Amy Winehouse has a new man.  The other one pretty messy.  CelebritySmack

The Dark Knight might be doing the moonwalk?  Pretty funny. Webmaster's Is My Bitch

What's PRETTY today?  and what's not.........................

Above is a reworked illustration I did of Madonna some time ago.  I'm in a photoshop morphing mode these days so I decided to have a little fun with that illustration.  Hope you like.

On to the links..........

Speaking of Madonna, wanna preview her cd?  SOW

Merlicious!  Oh La La Mag

Harrison Ford gets deforested.  Dlisted

Naomi Campbell gets Rogained.  Webmaster's Is My Bitch

Get a load of Christina Aguilera's pussy pits.  Too funny.  CityRag

Wesley gets three years.  Celebrity Smack

DNA gets my vote as greatest magazine ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hunk Du Jour

Celine MaDionna

My blog buddies Steph and Alek at Oh La La Mag sent me this fun posting about Madonna and Celine Dion being distantly related.  HOLY PHOTOSHOP OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!  Their connection traces back to 1634 through a carpenter from New France, Quebec.  Zoot alors!   Just imagine if you could combine those two divas.  I give you....
Celine MaDionna.

If they could truly be combined, then you'd certainly have an unstoppable force of nature.

Strengths:  Power house vocals, daring style, dance moves galore, hot back up dancers, stadium/ arena packing ability, huge following, and tons of fun songs.

Husband option:  Sorry Rene Angelil, but I have to go with the hotness that is Guy Richie. 

Weakness:  I can't even imagine what a faux British meets French Canadian accent would sound like.  Hopefully that's a mystery which will remain unsolved.

I've never seen Celine perform live, but I have been to four of Madonna's concerts and I must repeat something I've said earlier:

I am a great big, out and proud, flaming, true blue, strike a pose- Madonna fan.  I am.  When she's on tour at age 84 up there on stage doing the fox trot while singing La Isla Bonita, I'll be in the front row screaming until my dentures pop out.

Vive La MaDionna!

What's PRETTY today?  And what ain't.....................................

I don't know how hot the center of the sun is, but it's not hotter than Chad White.  Oh La La Mag

Britney is #100 on a list of............ Dlisted

Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey walk into a gay bar in South Beach and........  Towleroad

Star shaves her beard and Al drops it like it's hot.  Webmaster's Is My Bitch

Carmen Electra + short skirt = she knows what she's doing.  CityRag

I haven't been joking when I've repeatedly asserted that American Idol is the Devil.  Further evidence here. SOW

Victoria Beckham is designing dresses clothes for Tom Cruise.  I'm Not Obsessed

Mariah Carey's finger choreography and more.  Doodlewhore

Who wore it better?  Ayyyy!

Who's that girl?

Who is this lovely lass?  Is it the oldest yet shortest of the Kardashian sisters after a kicky new makeover?  No.  Is it one of the soon to be aired Real Housewives of New Jersey?  Could be, but no.  Let's see...... is it Victoria Beckham after an adverse reaction to restyline, botox, and seaweed shakes?  No, but closer.  Maybe this will help........

Still not sure?  Well, you can click, click, click, click and hopefully figure it out. 
Good luck.         

Obamacrombie & Fitch

I love this photo of three guys in Abercrombie & Fitch tshirts behind Obama.  Is A & F endorsing Barack?  Is this just excellent product placement?  Is this a sign that the gays are increasing their support for him?  Hmmm....... not sure, but I'd like to imagine Mr Obama doing some sort of joint ad campaign with the uber sexy retailer. 

Perhaps his shirtless, toned torso will be splashed across billboards, catalogs, and shopping bags?  Would this help get your vote?