It has been forever since I've updated this "Things I've Seen At The Gym" category which is unfortunately reflective of my long absence from the gym. I took a long honest look in the mirror the other day and after wondering where my muscle had gone, I slipped into a not so form fitting outfit and headed off to my damn health club. Ugh.
My gym is three floors of pure, undiluted torture. Entering on the ground floor, either you take a scary elevator ride up to the weight rooms on the second and third floors, or you can opt for the stairs up by passing through the locker room. Now, I will say I have seen some life changing things in locker rooms over the years. I saw what can only be described as Adam from the Garden of Eden in the World Gym locker room in New York. He was part Tom Brady, part Hugh Jackman, part Eric Bana, part blessing from God. I really wanted to ask his mailing address as I'd like to send him a Christmas card every year. Oh.... fond memories......
Back to my gym's locker room. It's a long rectangular shaped room and right in the middle is one of those doctor's office scales. It is awkwardly located dead center in the room at the narrowest point. When you're on it, it's as though you're on a stage. I've observed that guys are typically undressed when weighing themselves.
Entering the locker room the other day, the first thing I saw was the gentleman above. Not sure his ethnic background? I'd say he was mid forties with very pale olive skin and a penis the color of Wesley Snipes. I'm just assuming Wesley has a chocolate brown wiener. (You can send me pix if you like Wesley.) The man was naked except for a pair of glasses, which I find to be a funny look. It was a lot to take in: a pale skinned man with a black penis. And it was really, really big. I'm certainly not saying that there's anything wrong with him at all. As a matter of fact, I find it rather fascinating. Anyone else familiar with this combo? I've love to hear your experiences.
Perhaps I can be given some sort of grant to study this? I'm willing to do some exhaustive research.
There is of course an NSFW version here. Warning though, you may get turned on.
You can see previous Things I've Seen At The Gym postings here and here.
Ink on paper with digital color and a big laugh or two.