Things I've Seen At The Gym: Two-Toned Man

It has been forever since I've updated this "Things I've Seen At The Gym" category which is unfortunately reflective of my long absence from the gym.  I took a long honest look in the mirror the other day and after wondering where my muscle had gone, I slipped into a not so form fitting outfit and headed off to my damn health club.  Ugh. 
My gym is three floors of pure, undiluted torture.  Entering on the ground floor, either you take a scary elevator ride up to the weight rooms on the second and third floors, or you can opt for the stairs up by passing through the locker room.  Now, I will say I have seen some life changing things in locker rooms over the years.  I saw what can only be described as Adam from the Garden of Eden in the World Gym locker room in New York.  He was part Tom Brady, part Hugh Jackman, part Eric Bana, part blessing from God.  I really wanted to ask his mailing address as I'd like to send him a Christmas card every year.  Oh.... fond memories......
Back to my gym's locker room.  It's a long rectangular shaped room and right in the middle is one of those doctor's office scales.  It is awkwardly located dead center in the room at the narrowest point.  When you're on it, it's as though you're on a stage. I've observed that guys are typically undressed when weighing themselves.

Entering the locker room the other day, the first thing I saw was the gentleman above.  Not sure his ethnic background?  I'd say he was mid forties with very pale olive skin and a penis the color of Wesley Snipes.  I'm just assuming Wesley has a chocolate brown wiener.  (You can send me pix if you like Wesley.)  The man was naked except for a pair of glasses, which I find to be a funny look.  It was a lot to take in: a pale skinned man with a black penis.  And it was really, really big.  I'm certainly not saying that there's anything wrong with him at all.  As a matter of fact, I find it rather fascinating.  Anyone else familiar with this combo?  I've love to hear your experiences.
Perhaps I can be given some sort of grant to study this?  I'm willing to do some exhaustive research.
There is of course an NSFW version here.  Warning though, you may get turned on.
You can see previous Things I've Seen At The Gym postings here and here.

Ink on paper with digital color and a big laugh or two.   

Comments

[Emily]

I have seen a combo like this before, so drunk guy come into our hotel room one time when a couple friends and i were in Cincinnati, but it was the opposite, he was as black as night with a penis as white(or pink/flesh) as a white boy lol!!!

[BV]

Haven't you seen the pictures of Kristin Davis' vag? It looks kinda black.

Some people are just like that...I wonder why that is? I will admit to it being fascinating.

[Jenn]

Hi Friend! Your post was hillarious - why are people at the gym trippier than any other group of people? People at the library are not that trippy! Or is it just that we're forced to go to the gym, to do something we hate, and we get so damn bored on the eliptical machine, that they seem weirder?? I dunno. This afternoon, I'm skipping the strangeness, and am gonna hook up with Gilad from Fit TV for a workout from Hawaii that I can do at home. Have you ever seen that guy? He wears like Jane Fonda style leotards and tights. He has not progressed to some more updated workout attire. He works out on a cliff in Hawaii. Blech, I'd rather sit on my rear and watch my DVR'd Sell This House, but we all need to gear up to hit the PEEPS this weekend, LOL. Thanks for the laugh! Jen from the OC

[Caitlin]

So I asked my boyfriend and he said that the man was probably on a penis enhancement drug. It puts so much blood in your penis that it can turn it almost black and blue. So maybe that was it? It wouldn't be a crazy guess, being the man is middle aged and might want to enhance the spice in his love life? He probably takes viagra too. Hmm..I don't know tho. That picture made me seriously laugh.

[cindy]

Umm..tanning lotion? Seriously thats pretty funny. Next time ask him! HA

Hope all is well with you-
xo
Cindy

[DoodleWhore.com]

Hey it's Fisher Stevens!

[Becks]

So here is my theory on Man at Gym. Blue balls is a condition caused by arousal yet no follow through, so is it possible that over long period of neglect to those muscles that a colour change is possible? Hmmm going by the picture it does not appear that Man at Gym is uber attractive so thos is my best guess

[Joyan]

maybe it was a transplant!

[deena]

did you tivo him.... hahahjahaj... love it!!

[Nechyfer]

Oh mr.Gilmore your observations are so unique!

I think that latin and olive skin men tend to be Darker in that respect. The only greek I've met (very sweet guy)was a dissapointing small and very pink.
Jewish so far have been surprisingly more than adequate.(oxymoron)
There was one series you did of people you've seen late at night or in bars? Enjoyed it.
Take care and HAPPY SPRING!

[Epicurious]

I've seen many of those and I don't think it has to do with ethnicity!

[Mona]

Posted by CV
People at the library are not that trippy!

They are, you just have to observe, believe me! Ok, ok, you won´t see many guys taking a book about dutch painters of the 17th century or string theory off the shelves whith their birthday suit on display, but at times, there are pretty fascinating characters that you can spot in their natural habitat.

On the guy above, yes, some people seem to have erm...gentials that are more pigmented than the rest of their bodies...but I have no explanation for it either. Anyways, I had a big laugh and I' am looking forward to the next episode. Dear Gilmore, I absolutely support your resolution to go to the gym more often!

[Sinshine]

Cubans...

He must be Cuban. I'm generalizing, but Cuban's are known for all having black genitals... Some try to pretend that they are white, but there is no hiding a mixed background when it comes to down there.

If he's not Cuban, some black great grandparent of his probaly was "passed" as white back in the day...

Source:
I live in Miami