I Love You Dolly

I LOVE Dolly Parton.  Her quote, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!" is one of my all time favorite.  So in canceling her upcoming tour due to back pain related to her breasts, it makes sense she'd release a funny statement.  "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

Here are some other gems by Miss Parton:

"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."

"I modeled my looks on the town tramp."

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."

"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."

Get well soon Dolly.

 

Comments

[Dr. Ding]

She is so underrated! Thanks for highlighting her witty side, Gilmore darling.

Kisses,
Dr. Ding

[Chuck Roast]

since she has admitted that she has an open marriage agreed by her husband so just for S&G's I'd like to know who has tagged that.

[Justin]

Well the tour isn't "canceled" just pushed back until Dolly gets better. It is planned to start up in April or May. So, no worries!

[Alicia]

Dolly Parton is considered as the most successful female country artist in history, with 25 number-one singles and 42 top-10 country albums. This is what makes her popular and loved by thousands of people in US and all around the world. Her great popularity is noticeable while a concert. It becomes so hard to get a ticket and prices become so high. I missed many of her concerts just because of ticket prices. Lately, a friend has recommended me a site where to compare ticket prices for free before booking and I find it a great idea because this way I can look for the lowest prices offered.
http://www.ticketwood.com/concerts/Dolly-Parton-Tickets/index.php
Long live the country super star!!!!!