Rock of Love. I do love you.
Here goes round two of the skankfest known as VH1's Rock of Love. I am a BIG fan of crazy people on reality TV and this show is an all you eat crazy buffet. It's a hot, sloppy entree of crazy with a side dish of rampant skankiness, finished with a nauseating bowl of yuck with a scoop of palpable desperation on the side. Mmmmmmmmmm delicious.
Bret Michael faces the weighty decision of which skank to call his own. It's a tough call.
This is Inna, the Ukrainian love gun as Bret called her. Inna is a perfect melding of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, former wrestler Chyna, and a pinch of Kim Kardashian for some add skankiness. She and the dazzling french he-she Angelique got especially skanked up to get Bret's attention. Here's my interpretation of Inna's outfit..........
Sexy, huh?
This is Angelique and she's by far my favorite. She's either french or perhaps she had a horrible inner ear infection while she was under going a gender reassignment surgery which somehow f**ked up the way she speaks. I'm not a doctor though. Everything she says is in subtitles. Above is a visibly touched Angelique who's listening to Bret sing his classic "Every Rose Has It's Thorns." The subtitles on the screen read, "Heez Zo Hot!"
Go team Albine!
This is Catherine and I believe she graduated from high school in 1963. That's just a guess though. She's part Mary Ann from Gillian's Island and part Elvira Mistress of the Dark. I don't imagine she'll be the one Bret picks, but I could be wrong. Maybe he has a marooned on a desert island- hot halloween enchantress fantasy. Maybe???????
There you have it. I think I've been bit by this show, which means I'll be drawing it every week and that I should go to the free clinic to have the bite checked out.
All drawings are ink on paper done in between ten to thirty minutes. One glass of Zinfandel. One glass of Cabarnet.
This entry deserves SEVERAL cases of wine! Love it! Can't wait for next week! You are my hero! Maybe you need to get an Angelique tattoo! That would be a hoot!
Posted by: Aimee | January 21, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Hi, I just wanted to say that the author of http://www.ohnotheydidnt.org has your drawing of Britney Spears' "mugshot" as the banner. I just thought you should know; this person has been ripping off sites to promote hers. Thanks.
Posted by: Molly | January 21, 2008 at 02:06 PM
uhoh..Someone not giving you credit for your work? I noticed there is no artist credit given anywhere and the "about us" page lead no where...Poorgilmore.com lol.
Now, onto this.. I just watched this episode last night and then I was watching bad girls and I thought "I wonder if David will do Bad girls or Rock of love" and tada! You aim to please. I love that crazy Angelique. I want him/her to win!
Excellent as usual :)
Posted by: PoorBritney.com | January 21, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Wild! I wanna see the bite mark!
Posted by: midevil | January 21, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Who was that VIP girl with the card acting like a 5 grader about the skanks by the door thing. What an idiot. SO glad you've fallen pray to the freakshow that is Rock of Love!
Posted by: Margo | January 21, 2008 at 04:33 PM
As a non-television owner, I have to say, I live my television-life vicariously through you. Everything you share is beyond wonderful.
Posted by: nateasa | January 21, 2008 at 06:33 PM
I love this love this love this! I watch Rock of Love every week, last season seems legit, this one does too, but I think much more drama and skank. I love you for drawing Rock of Love Cant wait for more!!!
Jennie
Posted by: Jennie | January 22, 2008 at 04:52 AM
this is the best.
Posted by: Raspil | January 22, 2008 at 08:27 AM
I'm back at school, and your drawings are the only thing that will get me through the stress. You make my days that much better. Your site is kinda like a warm, toasty fire that me and my loved ones gather around to laugh and talk and feel good. You're the greatest, man.
Posted by: Caitlin | January 22, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Hahahahaha! Angelique is a freak and obviously a man previous to this nasty show (that I can't stop watching!!!)
Posted by: Nyx | January 22, 2008 at 12:00 PM
I am SO GLAD that you decided to continue drawing this series!! As much as I try, I simply cannot resist this show (and believe me, I try hard, but Sunday rolls around and and my damn fingers become possesed and switch over to VH1.) Your images are the cherry on a Bret Michaels skank sundae. Thank you!
Posted by: Kate | January 22, 2008 at 03:12 PM
The Women on Rock of Love & The Bachelor behave waaay more whorishly than the women on Flavor of Love. The Bachelor had women get on their knees and bark like dogs and those desperate whores did it! Damn!!
Posted by: Hotfox220 | January 23, 2008 at 09:34 AM
"This is Catherine and I believe she graduated from high school in 1963."
LMAO!!!!! this is the best line ever!
Posted by: kiki12 | January 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM
You are a genius at capturing with very spare lines these dreadful characters!! I am a fashion designer with a talent for illustration and fully appreciate your abilities! You could be the new Hirschfeld!!!
Posted by: dovima57 | January 23, 2008 at 11:26 PM
That picture of Inna in her outfit is so damn funny! LOVE IT! It's right up there with your drawings of Twitney! Whenever I need cheering up, I look Inna in her outfit!Thank you!
Posted by: stuck in AL | January 24, 2008 at 05:43 PM
okay, u had creditability until you said Catherine graduated in 63, she was born that year, hmm, i thought you had a brain to go with your artistic talent. Must make you feel good about yourself to sit at home and try to make women look bad. Was your mama bad to you when you were a little boy??????? Seek counseling!
Posted by: julie parket | January 26, 2008 at 09:04 PM