Here goes round two of the skankfest known as VH1's Rock of Love. I am a BIG fan of crazy people on reality TV and this show is an all you eat crazy buffet. It's a hot, sloppy entree of crazy with a side dish of rampant skankiness, finished with a nauseating bowl of yuck with a scoop of palpable desperation on the side. Mmmmmmmmmm delicious.
Bret Michael faces the weighty decision of which skank to call his own. It's a tough call.
This is Inna, the Ukrainian love gun as Bret called her. Inna is a perfect melding of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, former wrestler Chyna, and a pinch of Kim Kardashian for some add skankiness. She and the dazzling french he-she Angelique got especially skanked up to get Bret's attention. Here's my interpretation of Inna's outfit..........
This is Angelique and she's by far my favorite. She's either french or perhaps she had a horrible inner ear infection while she was under going a gender reassignment surgery which somehow f**ked up the way she speaks. I'm not a doctor though. Everything she says is in subtitles. Above is a visibly touched Angelique who's listening to Bret sing his classic "Every Rose Has It's Thorns." The subtitles on the screen read, "Heez Zo Hot!"
Go team Albine!
This is Catherine and I believe she graduated from high school in 1963. That's just a guess though. She's part Mary Ann from Gillian's Island and part Elvira Mistress of the Dark. I don't imagine she'll be the one Bret picks, but I could be wrong. Maybe he has a marooned on a desert island- hot halloween enchantress fantasy. Maybe???????
There you have it. I think I've been bit by this show, which means I'll be drawing it every week and that I should go to the free clinic to have the bite checked out.
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